Live fast, die young. A final, funeral-themed fete was held last Tuesday night for Hollywood's sexiest dance club, Mr. Black LA. Friends, lovers and enemies alike came out in their dark-garbed finest to pay respects one last time at Bardot. Black, three years old, is survived by parents/promoters, Luke Nero and Andres Rigal. The "service" was packed to capacity, leaving many to wonder if a resurrection might be in the club's future.