XXX Tacos: The Flying Pink Pig Turns Food Porn Into Regular Porn

Sloppy seconds are on the house at The Flying Pink Pig, perhaps the first porn movie to try to cash in on the upscale food truck trend. "Food porn" takes on a much more literal meaning in this X-rated flick with plenty of lengua and more than a few tacos, but not the kind that would earn a passing grade from the health department.

The apotheosis of two disparate but equally lusty trends (hot chicks and luxe-loncheras), we can only wonder: How come no one thought of this sooner?

Wearing outfits that make the waitresses at Baby's Badass Burgers look like Puritans, Sunny Lane operates the city's sluttiest luxe lonchero. They'll bend over backwards -- or forwards -- to deliver your order.

Recognize that pink truck? When it's not providing counter space for a double-penetration scene starring Nikki Hunter, it's serving fusion tacos on the streets of Los Angeles as the Flying Pig Truck.

Director Erica McLean tells Gram Ponante:

"I saw this Flying Pig truck on the way home from yoga, pulled over, and asked them if I could use the truck for a movie, and they said Yes. They were very nice."

We hope they disinfected afterward.

The combo of tacos and pink tacos must be popular. Planned as a trilogy, McLean (whose late husband, Clive, founded the "Barely Legal" series) has already shot a sequel.

Each film will feature Lane as a truck operator who must face the harsh realities of the food truck business. To quote Ponante: "I have not written the last two installments yet, but I know that Lane will relieve those pressures with her vagina." [Emphasis not ours.]


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