Top 10 Men With Meat Names

Men With Meat Names is an ad-hoc website that lists, you guessed it, men with meat names. We compiled the ten best into one, easy-to-read top-10 list for your reading (or is tasting?) enjoyment. Are the photos a bit large? Sure they are, but you don't want to see tiny thumbprint shots of these guys, do you? As for the order, that was our call, but when you get to number one, just remember where you are and what starts on October 26th. Bon appétit and turn the page.

10. T Bone Burnett: Musician, songwriter and producer.

T Bone Burnett, 2007
T Bone Burnett, 2007
Kulturvultur

9. Chuck Norris: Martial artist and actor.

Chuck Norris, 1976
Chuck Norris, 1976
Alan Light

8. Angus Young: Songwriter, lead guitarist and co-founder of AC/DC.

Angus Young live with AC/DC on November 23, 2008 in St. Paul, MN
Angus Young live with AC/DC on November 23, 2008 in St. Paul, MN

7. Neil Hamburger: Fictional comic character played by comedian and musician Gregg Turkington.

Gregg Turkington as Neil Hamburger at the Blackbird in Portland, OR
Gregg Turkington as Neil Hamburger at the Blackbird in Portland, OR
Danny Norton

6. Joseph Bologna: Actor.

 

5. Wally Lamb: Author.

Wally Lamb
Wally Lamb

4. Kevin Bacon: Actor.

Kevin Bacon at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, January 23, 2010
Kevin Bacon at the Screen Actors Guild Awards, Shrine Auditorium, Los Angeles, January 23, 2010
Thomas Attila Lewis

3. Meat Loaf: Musician and actor.

Meat Loaf
Meat Loaf
Christopher Simon

2. Jon Hamm: Actor.

Jon Hamm
Jon Hamm
Rachel Sklar

1. Kobe Bryant: Professional basketball player for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Kobe Bryant holds up the Larry O'Brien Trophy at the championship parade of the 2009 NBA Champions Los Angeles Lakers
Kobe Bryant holds up the Larry O'Brien Trophy at the championship parade of the 2009 NBA Champions Los Angeles Lakers
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