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A montage of Ron Swanson ("Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Do you understand?") and food. Or, something to watch while you're stuck inside with the AC blasting getting very hungry because your significant other has forbidden you to turn on the oven during a Los Angeles heat wave. If you're a Parks and Rec fan, you've doubtless seen this. So watch it again. Then sneak out for some BBQ -- a glass of whiskey, a cigar -- when it cools down some. No frozen microwave pizza for you.