Pussy, the energy drink that leaves you dry.
Pussy, the energy drink that leaves you dry.

Pussy: The Energy Drink That Leaves You Dry

They were originally going to call it Vagina Dentata or maybe Wild Mustache Rides, but these ad wizards decided to forgo cleverness for shock value. They simply named their new energy drink Pussy.

From the website:

The name Pussy shocks and demands attention - that's the point. Inhibition is a recipe for mediocrity.

So are graphics that look like Ed Hardy Lite and a "100% natural" blend of grape juice, lime, grenadilla, lychee and fizzy water infused with six (count em!) "selected botanical herbs." Despite all that, it still just sorta tastes like chicken.

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