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Some, such as "A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Bacon" from @RedHenPress, are better than others, like "Green Eggs and Bacon." (C'mon, pick it up @nwhepcat.) We also enjoyed "No Country for Old Bacon" from @HarryShannon, "Are you there, Bacon? It's Me, Margaret" from @staceyballis and of course "Harry Potter and the Goblet of Bacon" from @Bacon_FTW. Indeed. Surely they'll keep coming.
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