Lost in the Supermarket: Your Snack Food Flow Chart
Mind gone suddenly blank while wheeling your cart down the junk food aisle in your local grocery store? Or perhaps even more distressing, while standing in your kitchen just prior to Gordon Ramsay's latest Fox show? Check out this hilarious snack food flow chart. The best part, of course, is that it's adjustable. Move down the chart and pick your snack according to your personal profile: Do you read The New Yorker? Are you bipolar? Do you own a bong? They do not, sadly, have an All Of The Above option. (With vague apologies to John Ashbery, author of Flow Chart, frequent reader of and contributor to The New Yorker.)
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