Jonathan Gold Reviews a Beefsteak at Vibiana
If a deranged chef held a fish knife to my throat and demanded that I name the greatest chunk of food writing ever put into print, I'm pretty sure that after a bit of waffling about Calvin Trillin and Collette and a rant about barbecue that Charlie Haas once snuck into the old New West magazine, I probably would come up with Joseph Mitchell's "All You Can Hold for Five Bucks,'' a much-reprinted sketch on the subject of political fundraising dinners, which appeared in a 1939 issue of The New Yorker. Mitchell, of course, is on every short list of the great literary journalists, and some of his best writing, most of it collected in the anthology Up in the Old Hotel, explores the intersection of eating, eccentricity and old New York, which was already disappearing by the time he got around to documenting it in the 1930s. Wordsworth had daffodils; Mitchell had Staten Island oystermen, cranky saloon keepers and waterfront fish houses already old by the time Melville might have gotten around to eating in them.
But to a reader already devoted to the arts of excess and culinary debauchery, "All You Can Hold for Five Bucks'' is the finest of all Mitchell's stories, a kind of ode to a mode of eating that had already fallen into steep decline. "The New York State steak dinner, or 'beefsteak,' " Mitchell begins, "is a form of gluttony as stylized and regional as the riverbank fish fry, the hot-rock clambake, or the Texas barbeque."
At a beefsteak, enormous affairs thrown in inelegant basements, revelers feasted on lamb chops, kidneys wrapped in bacon, and profoundly aged New York steaks, grilled rare, sliced and served on monstrous platters. The beverage of choice — the only beverage — was beer served in great, foaming mugs, and as at a proper Texas barbecue pit, utensils and napkins were neither provided nor tolerated — nor were vegetables. It was one of the great American meals.
After Up in the Old Hotel was published in 1992, the idea of beefsteaks came back into circulation, and when you talk to serious eaters who came of age in the era, you often hear of attempts to duplicate the dinners Mitchell described. I threw my own small beefsteak 15 or so years ago at the old Vida, where Fred Eric did the cooking, and I remember checking in on the progress of the aging beef with neurotic frequency, observing the sour smell, the alarming seepage and the thick, furry layers of blue-green mold that made it look vaguely like a meat-shaped Chia Pet. I fretted about the exact composition of the sauce — the juices stirred with Worcestershire sauce and melted butter — that would be poured over the steak as it rested on thin, crisp slices of toast. I worried that nobody would eat the bacon-wrapped kidneys. And when the day arrived, the meat was trimmed and cooked, and I took my first tart, glorious, butter-soft bite of prime meat that had been aged for nearly two months, I was ecstatic. It had been worth the trouble.
So when Matt Selman emailed me a few weeks ago to tell me about a huge beefsteak he had put together at Vibiana with Cort Cass and Eric Wareheim, I said yes immediately. Selman is The Simpsons writer responsible for the recent food-blogger episode — he was clearly passionate about food — and it was being thrown as a fundraiser for the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank. (A proper beefsteak needs a charitable component.) Neal Fraser, of BLD and the once-and-future Grace, was cooking. The event's website even included a reprint of the Mitchell story, which meant the inspiration was coming from the right place.
Was this a New York beefsteak circa 1939? It was not. Vibiana is a soaring, bleached-white, deconsecrated cathedral, not a dank basement, and the 350 revelers, most of them superbly dressed, did not look as if they intended to spoil their clothing with well-aged grease. ("I do know most of the people here,'' a friend said. "Mostly from The Simpsons or from Harvard.'')
Passed hors d'oeuvres included delicate blue-cheese tarts and tempura-fragile vegetable spheres, not bacon-wrapped kidneys, and most of the people were drinking a delicious rum punch concocted by Devon Tarby from the Varnish, not overflowing glasses of beer (though there was beer). A brass band played, but most of the music came from Becky Stark, of the band Lavender Diamond, who crooned Jerome Kern and Cole Porter in a small, lovely voice.
And then the meat came — platters of sliced, rare steak, piles of toast, bowls of horseradish sauce and thick, sweet steak sauce, eaten with the fingers but gingerly, rather daintily, and not particularly to excess. A fat man, dressed in an old-fashioned bathing suit appliqued with fabric pork chops, danced up the length of the long tables, then down again, flouncing, jiggling, representing the abandon most of us would have aspired to if it hadn't been so much work. Then we all ate chocolate chip cookies and went out to look at the karaoke bus. It was a good night.
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