Face it, The Onion is funnier than the rest of us -- with the possible exception of Jon Stewart -- whether we've been sitting at a bar for a few too many hours or not. PSA: this is satire. The 13th step being, arguably: Tried really hard, after having done 1-12, not to take ourselves too seriously.
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