10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

Miss Turkey in her custom-print hamburger bikini.
Miss Turkey in her custom-print hamburger bikini.

It's probably too late to purchase most of these gifts in time for Christmas, but that doesn't mean we can't sit and drool at the intersection of food and fashion. Sorry, Miss Turkey's custom-made burger bikini was auctioned off for charity months ago.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

10. Hot Dog Socks:

At only $6.80/pair, these hot dog socks from Popkiller should keep your feet warm and looking stylish.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

9. Nyancat Shirt:

True to its name, Hot Topic never lets a pop culture trend go unexploited. Thank goodness this shirt ($22.50 - $24.50) featuring the flying-cat-in-a-pop-tart meme doesn't come with speakers, like some sort of wearable Hallmark shirt, endlessly playing the mind-melting Nyancat theme.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

8. Tootsie Roll Scarf:

Sorry, but for $28, you only get Fred Flare's brown and pink Tootsie Roll scarf, not the model wearing it.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

7. Bacon Scarf:

Etsy, that repository of regretful ideas and vagina-themed art, never falls short in the bacon department. This crochet bacon and eggs scarf is thick, warm and meaty. And at only $85, it's a steal.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

6. Silk Bacon Scarf:

Still on the Etsy/bacon tip without looking like it came from a home ec class circa 1972, there's this abstract handpainted silk scarf ($57) with streaks of pink, red and white that clearly connote bacon.

 

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

5. Bacon Socks:

You can find this trio of bacon, beer and chocolate knee-high socks, made by Gumball Poodle, on Sock Dreams for $10/pair.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

4. Coffee & Whiskey Shirt:

This is not a shirt for those seeking hydration, but for those who are unapologetic in their love for adult beverages, BuyOlympia's $18 coffee and whiskey shirt is a find.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

3. Sparkle Bacon Shirt:

Girlie or bacon? Now, you don't have to choose. You can have both in this $19.99 sparkly bacon shirt from Think Geek.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

2. Margarita Sundress:

The glass is always half-full in this bright, retro, cross-backed yellow sundress. And it's marked down to $49.30 (from $58) on BettiePage.com.

10 Food-Themed Clothing Gifts

1. Cookie Loves Milk:

Along with the two unicorns humping (charmingly titled Afternoon Delight and now out of print), this is one of our all-time favorite Threadless designs, available as a t-shirt ($12), tank top ($12) or hoodie ($29).


Elina Shatkin is a staff writer at LA Weekly. Follow her at @elinashatkin or contact her at eshatkin@laweekly.com.

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