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Subject: U.S. Customs and Border Protection

  • Secure Borders? Try Fenced In

    With $860 million spending sprees, high-tech surveillance towers that don't work and Operation Streamline show trials, it's still the same old catch-and-release game

    June 12, 2008
  • Lost in Tijuana

    A mother’s search for a son, born in East L.A. but deported by County Sheriffs

    July 19, 2007
  • Peddling Smart Growth

    Call your project “smart” — even when it isn't — and get millions in public funds.

    May 31, 2007
  • Friends in Low Places

    A city-approved towing firm’s manager faces opium-distribution charges — no biggie in Bell Gardens

    April 19, 2007
  • ¡Viva Border Volleyball!

    No changing sides allowed

    July 27, 2006
  • Girls Gone Border Patrol!

    Arizona teens get their cop on

    July 27, 2006
  • Eyes Wide Shut

    Glenn Spencer, frightened by what he saw in L.A., moved to Arizona to keep watch over the border

    September 1, 2005
  • Last Exit to Tombstone

    Scenes from the capital of illegal immigration

    March 24, 2005
  • 6 Reasons Why November 2 Wasn't a Total Gay Political Nightmare

    December 23, 2004
  • Who’ll Stop the Rain?

    August 12, 2004
  • Dead Men Walking

    June 3, 2004
  • Letters

    January 8, 2004
  • On the Border of Hypocrisy

    December 4, 2003
  • Ghosts in the Machine

    July 10, 2003
  • A Doctor in the House

    June 19, 2003
  • Border Calls

    January 10, 2002
  • Drug War Index

    July 12, 2001
  • Raves on the Run

    July 12, 2001
  • Scab Patrol

    April 27, 2000
  • Letters

    November 11, 1999
  • Trading With the Enemy

    October 15, 1998
  • The Coke Machine

    July 23, 1998
  • Swine Flu Notes: Where's the Pork?

    We're one week into L.A.'s chapter of the swine flu pandemic/panic and already people are asking, "Where's the pork?" Raised on bio-disaster movies and braced for the worst upon hearing of Mexico's initial death toll, Angelenos were expecting (not, I should stress, hoping) to see bodies in the street and the breakdown of civilization. Instead, there has not been a single confirmed case of the flu in the county, despite some deaths and illnesses that drew the attention of authorities. The early h

    April 30, 2009
  • Sea Cucumbers Seized by Customs Agents

    Maybe U.S. Customs agents don't frequent Chung King or Bu San or Chang's Garden for the purpose of ordering sea cucumber quite as much as some restaurant critics do. If they did, perhaps they may have been more understanding on Sunday, when agents seized 300 pounds of the cucumbers, a delicacy on many Asian menus, at the U.S.-Mexican border. According to the L.A.Times, the marine animals were discovered in the luggage of two Chinese citizens tryng to cross the border. (Unless food is declared,

    November 3, 2009
  • 1974 Called: It Wants Its Magic Bus Back

    U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials announced that they just recovered a Volkswagen van that had been reported stolen in 1974. The 1965 Bus was found in at the Los Angeles/Long Beach ports, in a shipping container bound for the Netherlands, Customs authorities said. They ran the van's vehicle identification number and discovered it had been reported stolen from Spokane, Washington in the year of Patty Hearst, Nixon's resignation and an OPEC-led gas crunch.Volkswagen​ "This is a

    November 5, 2009
  • All Your Bong Are Belong To U.S.

    U.S. Customs and Border ProtectionLet me see that bong ba-bong bong bong.​The man cannot be fooled: U.S. Customs and Border Protection officials at the ports of Los Angeles and Long Beach announced Thursday they seized a bong-load of paraphernalia that was shipped to the U.S. from China disguised as holiday ornaments. The goods were described as "glass figures and Christmas ornaments," but, as a statement from the U.S. Customs and Border Protection agency reads, "The highly decorated glas

    November 19, 2009