Tiger Woods

A Drive-Thru Guy Insulted Me so I'm Slimming Down

I used to work out a lot. I never wanted to be super big -- like, I didn't care to look like an Olympic weightlifter, or even a sprinter, for that matter. I just wanted it to not hurt that much if someone punched me in the stomach. I wanted an Olympic diver build, which, in retrospect, is a semi-wei ... More >>

How Tiger Woods Haters on YouTube Inspired an Art Show

After Tiger Woods ran into a fire hydrant and his wife pulled him bleeding and unconscious from his Escalade, and after he withdrew from tournaments and admitted to serial infidelity, vloggers talked about it. Artist Natalie Bookchin, whose other projects had already dragged her deep into the pile o ... More >>

James Desborough, Hollywood Editor for News of the World, Is Arrest No. 13 in Phone-Hacking Scandal: His Possible Victims

Desborough, left, accepts an award for exceptional (and possibly illegal) Hollywood scooping, circa 2009.​News of the World editor Rebekah Brooks really did infiltrate her Satanic hacking malpractices into every corner of this Earth. In Hollywood, turns out, where ace "showbiz" reporter James ... More >>

Osama Bin Laden's Demise Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment, Complete With Gang Rape by Pigs [NSFW Video]

NMA TV / YouTubeHow it really happened.​Our friends at Next Media Animation, the Tawainese cartoon-video producers known for their famous takes on Tiger Woods' late-night fender bender and Chris Brown's Good Morning America freak-out, work fast. Very fast. Yeah, they already have a fantastic ... More >>

Legend of the Fist: The Return of Chen Zhen

USC Nude Sex Photo Scandal Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment (Video)

YouTube​It was only a matter of time. Yes, the USC nude sex photo scandal now has its own Taiwanese animation treatment, a la Tiger Woods' Escalade crash. Unfortunately, we don't get to see too many details -- certainly not enough to measure anything or check for any Brazilian beauty secrets ... More >>

Chris Brown's 'GMA' Rampage Gets Taiwanese Animation Treatment: It's Not Pretty

YouTubeChris Brown, hunted down?​Chris Brown's rampage backstage at Good Morning America this week got the Taiwanese animation treatment, Tiger Woods-style. This one sent to us by Next Media Animation seems to display a little cultural insensitivity (but hey, they're Taiwanese), as Brown is s ... More >>

Bankrupt Businessman James Agate Angles for a Slice of Billionaire Ted Forstmann's Riches

Sex Addiction: The New Obsession in Los Angeles

Is Charlie Sheen a sex addict?​Botox? Hair replacement? Christian Louboutin? No. The latest obsession in the City of Angels, it seems, is self-reflection about one's sexual urges. Yeah, sex addiction and treatment of such has become big business, thanks to publicity given to Tiger Woods and m ... More >>

Top 10 Hot Chicks In The News 2010: No. 5, Rachel Uchitel

VH1Hot chick Uchitel.​What "Hot Chicks In The News 2010" list would be complete without the inclusion of at least one Tiger Woods girl? We know, that was so last year. But this hot-chick story has legs. In this case, we have Rachel Uchitel, the ground zero of Tiger Woods girls, the one who th ... More >>

Informally Licensed Sex Therapists Capitalizing On Sex-Addiction Craze

Sawf NewsPorn star Joslyn James was a tall whiskey-Cola to "sex addict" Tiger Woods​In a puzzling new contradiction to stale married life as we know it, therapists have found that many humans enjoy sex. Lots of it. New centers and counselors for sex-addiction therapy are popping up this yea ... More >>

WEST HOLLYWOOD AS IT WAS MEANT TO BE

Diplo Attacked By Lil Jon, Eaten By Crocodiles [Reenactment]

Diplo Attacked By Little Jon, Eaten By Crocodiles [Reenactment]

Take That, SNL: The New, Improved Gloria Allred Represents Marginalized Families Of Murder Victims, Not B-List Whorebags

Allred in her natural habitat​Though she's best known for representing man-star libido victims such as Amber Frey (mistress of wife-killer Scott Peterson) and both Joslyn James and Rachel Uchitel (quenchers of Tiger Woods' infamous addiction), attorney Gloria Allred called a press conference y ... More >>

Music Picks: BB King and Buddy Guy, Silversun Pickups, Hard Summer, W.A.C.O.

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How Janice Min Can Make 'The Hollywood Reporter' More Like 'Us'

Janice Min.​We were as surprised as you were to find out that Janice Min, the ultimate architect of the tabloidization of the entertainment media (and we mean that in the be$t possible way), was taking over editorial leadership at the ultimate Hollywood-insider's trade paper, The Hollywood Rep ... More >>

Tiger's Texts To Be Played Out In Adult Video

Vivid​If you ever wondered how Tiger Woods really got down during his alleged affair with porn star Joslyn James, she's going to show you: James parlayed her Woods-affair spotlight into a deal with the world's largest porn producer, Los Angeles-based Vivid, for The Eleventh Hole, "a movie that ... More >>

Tiger Mistress Jamie Grubbs Arrested In Hollywood

Us Weekly​Self-professed Tiger Woods mistress Jamie Grubbs was arrested in Hollywood Wednesday for allegedly driving on a suspended license, according to reports. KTLA News states that the cocktail waitress was pulled over in the 1300 block of N. Crescent Heights Boulevard by a sheriff's patr ... More >>

Tiger's Condom "Outfit" Stirs up a Media Storm Thai Condom Salad

Barbara HansenCondom Tiger​Anything related to Tiger Woods generates a media storm, especially if it's titillating. Witness my recent post, on my food blog Table Conversation, about a Tiger Woods statue clothed in condoms. Like a virus, this post circulated around the world. Some news sources ... More >>

Theater Reviews: Hot Pants, Cold Feet, Liberty Inn, Side by Side by Sondheim

Also, Rock 'n Ridicule, The Story of My Life, Tales of an Urban Indian and more

Rock 'n Ridicule

Tiger Mistress Asks, What About Me?

Joslyn James.​Tiger Woods' televised apology regarding his extramarital sporting events Friday wasn't good enough for a porn star who says she had an affair with the golf great for three years. No, she wanted her own, custom mea culpa. "I would be open to a telephone apology from Tiger, but I ... More >>

Tiger's Alleged Mistresses Get Signature Golf Balls (And One's Not Happy)

Tiger Woods Foundation​As if the Tiger Woods saga isn't sleazy enough, a company called Creative Classics has unleashed a set of golf balls with names and likenesses of Woods' alleged mistresses emblazoned on them. One of the apparent subjects, Joslyn James, was scheduled to hold a press conf ... More >>

HOLY SEVERANCE PAY, BATMAN!

Lakers Are The Sports Franchise Of The Decade

Da Lakers.​Yes, another year-end, top-of-the-decade list, this time from Sports Illustrated. The magazine says the Los Angeles Lakers are the sports franchise of the decade. The Staples Center-based ballers beat out the NFL's New England Patriots (number two), the University of Connecticut's w ... More >>

Tiger Woods' P.R. Machine Hits Bogey After Bogey

Hollywood public relations guru Howard Bragman thinks sex scandal-plagued Tiger Woods and his media handlers have been screwing up royally.Tiger Woods​"The scandal wasn't about the scope of his transgressions," Bragman, who's widely considered one of the best crisis management publicists in the co ... More >>

Plate Spinning: Listings From the Past Week

Some food for thought from local, national and international news sources from this past week: -- Coffee may enhance inebriation. [Fox] -- For the fourth day of Christmas at Meadowood the Food Dudes gave us meat. [EaterSF] -- Tootsie Rolls, Frooties, and Dots go Kosher (Why this made the Crime ... More >>

Today In WTF: Man Tried To Hire Hit Man To Kill Hit Man

​This guy has dug a deeper hole for himself than Tiger Woods: Federal authorities say Pavel Valkovich, 28, got into hot water after an informant helped them arrest him for a PayPal account-transfer scheme. So Valkovich, from Sherman Oaks, did the natural thing and tried to hire a hit man for $ ... More >>

Woman Linked To Tiger Reportedly 'Volunteered' At Local Pot-Shop

Grubbs was a pot-shop worker, er, "volunteer."​Jaimiee Grubbs, one of three women being reported as possible part-time mistresses to golf pro Tiger Woods, was on staff at a San Fernando Valley medical marijuana dispensary as recently as a month ago, according to RadarOnline.Grubbs has been describ ... More >>

Alleged Mistress Of Tiger Woods Pulls Out Of Press Conference

Tiger Woods Foundation​Gloria Allred canceled a press conference scheduled for Thursday that was to showcase Rachel Uchitel's denials of an affair with golfer Tiger Woods. TMZ managing editor Harvey Levin stated on KNX 1070 (AM) Newsradio this morning that Uchitel had an ongoing affair with Wo ... More >>

Third Tiger Woods Mistress Revealed

Life & Style magazine​Rumors of a third Tiger Woods mistress gained momentum Thursday as Life & Style magazine reported that "Kalika Moquin ... a marketing manager for The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas, hooked up with Tiger more than once at his Las Vegas hotel during the weekend of Oct. 23." W ... More >>

Tiger: I Did Have Sex With That Woman ... Or Something Like That

Jaimee Grubbs​As a Los Angeles reality show hopeful revealed voice-mail left by Tiger Woods as proof of their affair, the golf legend finally came clean Wednesday, stating on his site, "I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart." Jaimee Grubs told Us Wee ... More >>

Tiger's Wife Is A Hero: We Look At Other Maligned Acts Of Bravery In Recent History

Tiger Woods Foundation​Tiger Woods' wife is a hero for rescuing the legendary golf pro after he crashed his SUV outside his Florida driveway early Friday morning. Standing over him, perhaps with golf club in-hand, Elin Nordegren was an image of selfless giving. She busted out a window with the ... More >>

Case Closed: Tiger Woods To Be Cited For 'Careless Driving'

​Tiger Woods will be cited for 'careless driving' in the bizarre Friday morning incident in which he mowed over a fire hydrant and ran into a tree driving his SUV just outside his Florida home, according to the Associated Press. The Florida Highway Patrol citation carries $164 fine and four p ... More >>

Tiger Woods Controversy Heads To Southland

Tiger Woods Foundation​Rachel Uchitel, the woman reported in tabloids to have had an affair with Tiger Woods, came to Los Angeles over the weekend to meet with attorney Gloria Allred. "We're going to meet and at some point we'll decide what the next step is," Allred told reporters at LAX Sunda ... More >>

Tiger Skips Trip To The Land Of 'TMZ'

Tiger Woods Foundation​The big question on a lot of people's minds following Tiger Woods' bizarre accident over the holiday weekend was whether the golf legend would attend the annual tournament he hosts this week in Thousand Oaks. The answer came Monday in the form of a resounding 'no.' "I a ... More >>

Twiistup 6, Day 2: The Next Generation of L.A. Entrepreneurs #WakeUp, Discuss the Power of the Social Web

Jim AldenPaige Craig and AV FloxThe hashtag for Twiistup 6's "Leveraging the Power of the Social Web" panel, moderated by lalawag and Tsavo's Sean Percival, was #wakeup. That's the peril of following a night of hard partying with a full day of serious conversation. Surprisingly, a good crowd gathere ... More >>

This Tallowed Ground: Wax Museum to Sell 200 Celebrities

If you can't take the heat -- well, let's just say that the Hollywood Wax Museum has announced plans to auction off James Dean, Marilyn Monroe and nearly 200 other wax figures on May 1. The housecleaning sale is the first in the museum's 44-year history and offers something for every genre of c ... More >>

A Political Halloween in West Hollywood

If a fun-loving public was looking for a break from a tense political season, the West Hollywood Halloween Carnaval was not the place to be. "No on 8" signs, buttons, and stickers were impossible to avoid, and Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin appeared in the form of multiple look-a ... More >>

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