Besides classing up your appearance like a an Ed Hardy cap worn backward, energy drinks can also apparently erase any of the potential gains of a college education in the span of just one night. That's because new research suggests that mixing the likes of Red Bull, Monster or Rockstar with your fa ... More >>
After surviving the Doritos Taco Loco and the Beefy Nacho Burrito -- billed a plate of chili cheese nachos rolled into a flour tortilla -- we figured that the indigestion engineers at Taco Bell would have a hard time outdoing themselves. It turns out we very, very wrong. Taco Bell recently introduc ... More >>
First they come for your guns. Then they stub out your smoldering joint. Next they want to stitch shut your bright expressive mouth, tell you to drive some hideous, tiny, "responsible" lawnmower of a car, and boss your genitals around to boot. Civil liberties are under assault in America, and now ... More >>
Updated after the jump with a response from the department, who claims Beerathon organizers need their own liquor license. Originally posted at 6:45 a.m. The first annual Los Angeles Beerathon -- set for Saturday, March 31 -- has been called off by the California Department of Alcoholic Beverag ... More >>
Flavored iced tea has been all the rage for a while now (passionfruit-acai-goji berry comes to mind). So the brilliant minds at Coors thought: Why not iced tea-flavored BEER? Last week, Golden, Colo.-based Molson Coors Brewing Co. announced it will launch Coors Light Iced T in Canada next month ahea ... More >>
T. NguyenAeroShot Pure EnergyAeroShot Pure Energy -- a small canister that delivers a "shot" of inhalable, powdered caffeine with just a puff or two -- landed on the market in New York and Massachusetts last month without much scrutiny by the Federal and Drug Administration. Until now, anywa ... More >>
As if the hipster / unpublished author / part-time screenwriter milieu of Starbucks wasn't enough of a reason to get your ass to the nearest indie java dealer ASAP, the coffee giant announced today that it's adding alcohol to the menu of as many as six Southern California locations. Our local Starb ... More >>
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In interesting drink fusion news, a pair of Venice Beach roommates just launched Coco Cafe -- a coconut water-based coffee beverage. Elan Eifer and Brian McCaslin, who became roommates when they met on Craigslist, took Eifer's habit of mixing coconut water with his morning coffee to a new level and ... More >>
Drunk people. Tampons. It happens.At 5:05 p.m. this dark winter evening, the South Pasadena Police Department issued a community press release of the gravest importance. (Its first press release in two weeks, actually. Because South Pasadena Police Department press releases are reserved for t ... More >>
There's a reason there's "Four" in the name, and it isn't for four healthy vitamins and minerals. A 23 ½-oz. can of the drink Four Loko contains the alcohol equivalent of 4 ½ beers. Now the label will say so, after Phusion Projects, maker of the "blackout in a can," reached an agreement with the F ... More >>
America's assault on alcoholic energy drink Four Loko has been accepted with a surprising amount of maturity by Phusion Projects, the drink's manufacturer. Instead of firing back with truth bombs like "Loko doesn't kill people, people kill people" and "The fun of the many shan't be outweighed by the ... More >>
Californians Against WasteYou did this. Now undo it.L.A. County has the nastiest water in California, and many other parts of the country, according to Heal the Bay. And it's not because annoying tourist children won't stop pissing in the ocean, or gay parties are getting too trashy up at Wil ... More >>
We've come to the conclusion that America is the land of magical thinking. Maybe that's why we remain so great: We see no evil, except in "others" (right, Iraq?). We want a balanced federal budget, but we don't want rich people and corporations to pay their fair share of taxes in order to ge ... More >>
Top Left DesignFrom the "Miss Airport" Calendar, which exists.Hallelujah: Security checkpoints across the nation will no longer serve as First Amendment-scoffing peep shows for the feds! (At least for the time being.) A three-judge panel from the Washington, D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals rul ... More >>
No amount of ice can freeze out the taste of fermented WindexFinally, the wise men speak! Jeff Wright, Jaisen Freeman and Chris Hunter -- that notorious trio behind the cultural phenomenon turned public enemy that was caffeinated alcopop "killer" Four Loko -- defend their product in a March ... More >>
Joke's on you, squaresThis isn't exactly what the FDA and Mothers Against Four Loko (aka, all of them) want to hear right now, or ever, but a new backfiery study out of Northern Kentucky University suggests that driving under the influence of Loko might be superior to driving under the influe ... More >>
Steven DrypolcherAndrew WK WHAT: Andrew WK WHERE: Dem Passwords WHEN: April 7, 2011 Andrew WK performed a set of piano rags and crunk karaoke that would have won him quite a few new fans had he been playing a fraternity party or a fraternity fundraiser or maybe a fraternity reunion. Unfortun ... More >>
again! again!The Venice Beach Drum Circle finds peaceOh, Venice Beach. If Four Loko was a place, it would be you. Even your drum circle is on crack! The official Venice Beach Drum Circle website, a feat in Tiki fonts and pixelated thumbnails, paints the event -- held every Saturday and Sunda ... More >>
Snoop Dogg Wants to Get You Blasted With New Four Loko Style Drink
N. GalutenBreakfast beersCooking and beer go rather well together. Both, it turns out, as an ingredient, and as a companion. You know those late weekend mornings spent with friends confiting duck legs and soaking Tarbais beans for a many-hours-away dinner (hopefully that's not just us)? Well ... More >>
You are getting very thirsty...Updated after the jump: How to get your $2.75 back, if the Four Loko case is won! Months after Phusion Projects pulled their "blackout in a can" off the nation's shelves and replaced it with a watered-down, far less enticing alternative (something of a ghetto p ... More >>
La vida Loko.Long after the FDA pressured the makers of Four Loko to make the alcoholic beverage a little less loco, San Fernando Valley state Sen. Alex Padilla is attempting to put the brakes on similar drinks in the Golden State. As part of a flurry of last-minute bills in Sacramento this ... More >>
babble.comCharlie Sheen's other tummy problemUpdated after the jump: Might Charlie's stomach pains have had something to do with a TMZ-touted "briefcase of cocaine"? Or did he just... wait for it... laugh too hard? Not sure why we care, but Charlie Sheen's been in the emergency room at Cedar ... More >>
MySpaceAaron Saenz' profile pictureUpdated after the jump: Four Loko apologizes. Over a month after the FDA banned Four Loko in its most toxic form -- a mix of alcohol, caffeine, guarana and taurine -- the "blackout in a can" apparently isn't done doing its damage. On Friday morning at abou ... More >>
Appliance.netEdison vs. the environmentIf Thomas Edison were alive today, he'd surely shed a tear. January 1 marked the beginning of a sad, slow death for the brightest household light bulb known to man -- and we're not about to let it fade from our lives without a fair memorial. Though he's ... More >>
In which we highlight the past week in food, either at home or abroad. "The bicycle enthusiasts in Highland Park may beg to differ, but downtown may the only part of Los Angeles where a car is almost optional." Ask Mr. Gold: Where To Eat & Live In L.A. If You Don't Have A Car. "If recent history ... More >>
The FDA doesn't feel Heidi Montag's painFirst Four Loko, now the very pills we were using to numb the pain? This is an outrage of the highest order. The FDA's newest beef is with acetaminophen, or paracetamol, that delightful ingredient most famously found in Vicodin. Apparently the feds don ... More >>
charliewarhol.blogspot.comNBC has yet to catch this guyThe investigative reporters over at NBC New York think they're pretty crafty this morning, having purchased a 12-pack of vintage Four Loko off an unsuspecting Craigslist seller. Little does NBC know, no real person actually pays that much ... More >>
Flickr/Darby RoseFour loco, etc. You may remember the relative chaos over Four Loko, the energy drink that contains up to 12% alcohol, which debuted in US markets in 2005 and provoked a warning letter from the FDA this past November. The FDA called the caffeine and alcohol combination an "un ... More >>
In which we highlight the past week in food, either at home or abroad. "We regret that we didn't hold our First Bite off until March, giving 37 bloggers, 138 tweeters, the Windward School newsletter and Miss S. Irene Virbila the chance to weigh in first." [Updated] First Bite: The Platonic Ideal ... More >>
KOMOnews.comWhadya know -- a Snow Loko!Hey there, New York. How's the weather? Hehe. Anywho, while we were collectively kicking it by the pool out here in Los Angeles -- half scoping Twitter for real-time updates on your misery and half gazing up at the heavens in partly-cloudy satisfaction, ... More >>
Updated after the jump: What kind of awards show would this be without a guest star? Nothing like a good hard ban to make life in this concrete jungle a little more oppressive. Between the L.A. County Board of Supervisors and most other governing bodies within county limits, politicians on ... More >>
Sandra VahtelBrian Briggs (Stornoway) Stornoway The Head and the Heart December 13, 2010 Last night at the Troubadour was a complete and utter surprise. It was one of those wonderful evenings when everyone seems to know a secret that you don't. Arriving early at the venue, I was astonished ... More >>
All I want for Christmas is red and green drankWe know you were waiting for it: your official Four Loko gift guide. Warning: Buying everyone in your family Four Loko-related items this Christmas would be an extremely strange and disturbing thing to do. But if you don't mind playing the freak ... More >>
eater.comGoodbye friend; we'd have a memorial, if we could remember anything about youThe last week of Loko lyfe as we knew it was an emotional roller coaster. We laughed; we cried; we bought teeny little Four Loko earrings for Mom on eBay. Here, the countdown in it's entirety: Day Seven: Be ... More >>
When Jay-Z released his "D.O.A. (Death of Auto-Tune)" last summer, Bay Area based electro-funk upstart Wallpaper responded by remixing the song and slathering copious amounts of the titular effect on Jay's voice. Now Wallpaper, a.k.a. Eric Frederic,--a vocal advocate for the pitch-fixing rec ... More >>
YaleHe kind of does look like a Chief Loko, doesn't he?It's an especially crazy day in the countdown to the end of the Four Loko era: It's Day Four, which calls for something really special. How about this awesome prank e-mail sent out a couple days ago by an anonymous Zuckerberg type who so ... More >>
SapphireBlue22stack of newspapersWhat's the country reading today food-wise? Here's a roundup of some of the food-related stories from other newspapers, many of which print their food sections mid-week. And remember, even if you don't actually buy papers these days (or not; this paper is free ... More >>
Nick Sherman/FlickrPizza at Nicky D's in Silverlake The Atlantic just dropped its year-end top ten calling out the biggest "food stories" of 2010. Let's run down the roster. We have meat-worship, "frankenfish," school lunch reform, New York City's crusades against soda and Four Loko, the ta ... More >>
HowcastCome on, Mom; you're embarrassing meDec. 13 -- the last day Four Loko will exist in its original brilliance, before its makers extract all the shit that makes it worth the hangover -- is approaching like a bullet train with caffeinated alcopop for diesel. Here's what you've missed so f ... More >>
eBayTa-dah! Instant crazyThough the weeklong countdown to the Four Loko funeral began just yesterday, scavengers have already raided L.A. liquor stores for every last Loke. (The little devil committed suicide in November under FDA intimidation.) And by scavengers, we may or may not mean us. ... More >>
I remember when my biggest problem was a wayward kiteRemember those X-tra X-treme new $100 bills the U.S. government introduced via triumphant Internet vid last spring? [Watch after jump.] Well, so absurdly turbocharged with new-age gadgetry were they, that the Benjamins seem to have outfoxed ... More >>
CraigslistWaking up the next morning in nothing but a "diamond" grill: pricelessWe've been makin' cracks about the growing economic weight of our remaining Four Lokos for some time now -- never realizing how right we were. People don't just want 'em. People need 'em. Bad. The same camo-cloa ... More >>
He'll never live this down.Just when you thought you were done with Four Loko, well, think again. The terrible drink may be disappearing from stores near you, but there's a very good chance you'll run into it's likeness again, even if you don't have the pleasure of sippin' that sickly nectar ... More >>
Uptown AlmanacOther bums -- particularly, the kind who live in dorms -- can't resist the stuffBet you were wondering what happened to all those glorious old Lokos that had to be recalled after the FDA banned alcoholic energy drinks from U.S. shelves earlier this month. (Well, aside from the 5 ... More >>
Four Loko is making the FDA crazy.The economy is lower than Andy Dick on hangover day, Congress might let unemployment benefits for two million Americans expire this month, and the country's deficit is at $1.3 trillion. And the feds find time to crack down on ... energy-drink alcoholic bevera ... More >>
Houston PressQ: What do you get when you pour out all the good stuff? A: One depressing chance at re-entering society. No thanks.It seems just yesterday we were making fun of New York City for its lonely state of Four Loko-less-ness, sitting around playing Edward Lokohands like we were untouc ... More >>
NNDBOnce mere "friends," Beer and Jimmy are now close without quotation marksIf you don't watch "Jimmy Kimmel Live!", and you wouldn't be the only one, you probably had no clue that today was the unofficial (or official, if you ask him) house-cleaning day for Facebook hoarders everywhere. Ki ... More >>
Ellie Bragg via The Daily Tar HeelNorth Carolina is now officially less shitty than New YorkOne by one, all the weak states are banishing Four Lokos -- those scary-tall $2-odd cans disguised in camo; part energy drink, part alcohol -- from their every last convenience aisle. The latest to ca ... More >>
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