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'Big Lebowski 2' Not Actually Happening; CBS Just Got Punked

Haven't we all learned, after Manny Pacquiao was falsely quoted last month as saying all gays should be "put to death," that the Examiner is not a source to be aggregated? CBS2 didn't get the memo. "Lebowski fans, lift up your white russian!" the local news site wrote this morning. "The much-antici ... More >>

KFI Radio Suspends John & Ken for Calling Whitney Houston a 'Crack Ho'

Update: The KFI boys apologize. See below. John Kobylt and Ken Chiampou, inflammatory KFI radio hosts with a reported audience of over 1 million, have finally gotten themselves suspended, reports Talkers. (If only for a week-and-a-half.) After years of pissing off every shade of leftist and minori ... More >>

Christwire Creators Want You to Read The Christwire Handbook Or Burn In Hell

For the past three years, Christwire.org creators Bryan Butvidas and Kirwin Watson have come off sounding like the bastard sons of Ted "Kill It and Grill It" Nugent with their right-wing rhetoric on gays, liberals and foreigners. Most followers eventually caught onto the joke, as did major media out ... More >>

'Chair Jesus' Owner Puts Used Rocking Chair on eBay for $25,000

Dude better come with a diamond grill​Like the rest of Jesus' children, we were pretty mystified last winter when his likeness showed up in the buttspace of an old rocking chair in Costa Mesa, etched from chipping paint. Orange County chair-owner Lou Balducci, after being informed by his hous ... More >>

Doug Hutchinson, 51-Year-Old Actor, Marries 16-Year-Old Beauty Pageant Contestant: They Plan to Live in L.A.

E! OnlineHutchinson and Stodden.​In the Creep File comes the story of 51-year-old Green Mile actor Doug Hutchison, who reportedly married his 16-year-old victim sweetheart, beauty contestant and aspiring country singer Courtney Stodden. We were double checking the calendar to make sure it was ... More >>

Burning Man Festival a Source of STDs, 'Whore Women' And 'Semen Demons,' Says Christian Website

Robert ScalesFeel the burn.​[Spoiler at the bottom]. Despite the iconic figure set afire each year in Nevada to celebrate L.A.'s favorite countercultural event, Burning Man, the event didn't get its name from the conflagration. Rather, it appears to come from the many cyber hippies there who ... More >>

Los Angeles Web Awards: The Winners!

​ What happens when you mix food bloggers, steampunk performers and fake Christian fundamentalists? We'll find out tonight at the party for the Los Angeles Web Awards. Before we announce the winners, we'd like to thank you (yeah, you, right there) for your help with the nomination process. Y ... More >>

Best Comedy Blog: Christwire

Everyone Loves a Troll: How Christwire Fooled Rachel Maddow, Howard Stern, 3 Million Coachella Heads and Counting

ChristwireThe mega-trollers, in costume as Bryan Blake and Mike Watson​Christwire.org is a joke. IT'S NOT REAL. Not a genuine bone in its blogroll. (Except for when they also fool their Christian freelancers.) Every day, the two dudes who run Christwire read hundreds of your angry comments a ... More >>