See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Brandi Glanville (Last week: 2) After 19 raucous episodes, last night finally brought season three of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills to a close, and despite what proved to be a volatile stock market for Brandi's cred, she ended up coming out exactly wher ... More >>
Is there a Pulitzer category for memoirs by jilted reality stars who like to talk smack about ex-husbands and "bonus moms?" Because if so, this book should win it. And we're not joking for one second. Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders by Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Brandi Glan ... More >>
See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Brandi Glanville (Last week: 7) Omg, how much do you want to attend something called "Brandi's Night School Out for Girls?" That can't possibly be what it's officially titled because it makes no grammatical sense, but still.
See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Taylor Armstrong (Last week: 3) Taylor gave a motivational speech last night to Brandi Glanville and Camille Grammer reminding them that as single women they must be strong, stronger than any man, because dammit they have less support than everyone else an ... More >>
See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Brandi Glanville (Last week: 2) We don't say this about Brandi very often, but last night, she was a class act. Class. act. The most recent episode of RHOBH captured her sit-down with Scheana Marie, current waitress at SUR Lounge and budding reality star o ... More >>
See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Faye Resnick (Last week: Not ranked) Faye Resnick has two legs, last time we checked, and she used both of them to kick Brandi Glanville while she was down. Brandi attended Kyle's dinner party just days after she and Adrienne Maloof got into a fight, and o ... More >>
See also: *Our Real Housewives archives *Russell Armstrong's Real Housewives Suicide: How Will Bravo React? 1. Adrienne Maloof (Last week: 8) Last night Brandi Glanville dropped a massive bombshell about Adrienne Maloof. Huge. Gargantuan. Off the charts. So major, apparently, that Bravo dare not sp ... More >>
See also: *Our Real Housewives archives We don't even want to rank the Housewives this week. We really don't. They should be punished for perpetuating the stereotype that when women are alone together, all they do is make out, sniff panties and moon each other. What, ladies, no naked pillow fights ... More >>
See also: *Our Real Housewives archives 1. Kim Richards (Last week: 7) Kim! Welcome back! In one episode you've gone from snoozy wallflower to H.B.I.C. You and Yolanda Foster are like some warped version of Regina George and Cady Heron from Mean Girls. Yolanda's all "I'm new and I don't really und ... More >>
See also: *L.A. Weekly's Real Housewives archives *Real Housewives: Our Season 1 Pecking Order Taking a cue from Mark Lisanti over at Grantland, we're organizing our Real Housewives of Beverly Hills coverage into a weekly Pecking Order. Check us out every Tuesday to see if your favorite Housewife ... More >>
See also: *L.A. Weekly's Real Housewives archives *Real Housewives: Our Season 1 Pecking Order Taking a cue from Mark Lisanti over at Grantland, we're organizing our Real Housewives of Beverly Hills coverage into a weekly Pecking Order. Check us out every Tuesday to see if your favorite Housewife ... More >>
Just a few minutes remain until The John Kerwin Show starts taping, and announcer Keith Leon is teaching us the art of the double clap. It's a trick that's been used since the dawn of television time, he says, to make the studio audience seem bigger. Instead of clapping at a regular pace, he ins ... More >>
Ken Todd, husband of Real Housewife Lisa Vanderpump, looks nervous. He's walking around the couple's Beverly Hills restaurant Sur Lounge, making sure everything's in order. He totes their dog, Giggy, who's outfitted in a purple, gemstone-encrusted suit that might weigh more than the pocket dog itsel ... More >>
Via bravotv.comIt's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion time! Those delicious three weeks in which Andy Cohen forces the ladies to relive every tension-filled moment from the past 18 episodes they've supposedly "grown from" or "moved past." (But inevitably just end up fighting about all ... More >>
bravotv.comThe only way Lisa Vanderpump could get through her party was by drinking heavily.Was it just us, or did Lisa Vanderpump's launch of SUR Lounge feel less like an upscale restaurant opening more like a sorority formal afterparty gone wrong? There were ex-bffs at the door, "the other ... More >>
My how the meth head tables have turned. In last night's episode, the better part of the RHOBH gang headed to Hawaii to celebrate Mauricio Umansky's birthday (because, of course, who needs a trip with the boys when you can tow along your wife's TV friends?) and we had the pleasure of watching Brand ... More >>
bravotv.comTaylor Armstrong, getting bounced from the White Party.Ah, Housewives and their ever-evolving definition of how to be a friend. So far this season we've learned that's it's improper to start sentences with "I'm not your friend," (thanks, Lisa) especially when offering up your mansi ... More >>
bravotv.comLisa Vanderpump and the "chipmunk."Last night's RHOBH episode was a battle between Adrienne Maloof and Lisa Vanderpump to see who could out-Vegas the other. In one corner we had Maloof, owner of the Palms Casino, "rolling out the red carpet" with connections and comps galore. In th ... More >>
bravotv.comTaylor Armstrong, in the midst of breakdown #3 this season.It's a wonder no one got a wedge upside the head last night. Seriously. Brandi Glanville hosted her first Housewives soiree -- a wedge shoe party -- in hopes of showing the ladies that hanging out with her can be drama-fre ... More >>
bravotv.com"Hey Kyle, Brandi wants to talk to you." JIGGAWHAT?Ah, spa day. Don't you just love getting together with the girlies to sip champagne and harass the pool boys while getting nipped and tucked under your neighbor's $40,000 light-therapy machine? Us too. Adrienne Maloof, who's did a ... More >>
Via bravotv.com.Taylor ArmstrongWe told you game night wasn't over. When we left the Housewives last week, a game of "Name That Celebrity I Rub Elbows With" had quickly spiraled into a knockdown, drag out if not choreographed à la West Side Story brawl between newcomer Brandi Glanville and ... More >>
bravotv.comBrandi Glanville, unsure if she should attend game night with the girls. She shouldn't have.Here's the one main lesson we've learned from RHOBH so far this season: do not say the word "cock" around the Housewives. If you do, even as a joke, you will be iced out to such a degree tha ... More >>
See that horrified face on Kyle Richards? Yeah, it was that kind of RHOBH episode last night. Lots of jaw-dropping cock talk among the ladies, especially considering there was a baby pool and a bouncy castle about 10 feet away from them. More on that in a minute. But first, let's take it from the t ... More >>
bravotv.comKyle Richards and her "ladysitter" Justin prepare for a fundraiser.First some breaking RHOBH news: though the late Russell Armstrong has been completely absent in season two thus far, Bravo will soon air footage of the marriage counseling sessions that went on between him and wife ... More >>
bravotv.comCamille, Kyle and Lisa comfort Taylor.Now for the uncomfortable part. When we last left the Housewives, the "creaky beavers" were storming Beaver Creek and having a grand old time. They had a lovely day on the slopes, were greeted at the bottom with warm chocolate chip cookies, th ... More >>
