After you've read our YouTube issue on the secrets to online video stardom, check out 30 other ways to succeed on YouTube:
1. Be a kid.
2. Be a kid, come home from the dentist stoned on drugs.
3. Be a kid, kick your dad in the balls.
4. Be a kid, get finger bitten by baby brother.
5. Be a kid, love cupcakes.
6. Be a kid, love ripping paper in half.
7. Be a baby panda, sneeze.
8. Be a middle-aged woman, sing very, very well in a talent show.
9. Be a cat.
10. Be a sleepy cat.
11. Be an angry cat.
12. Be a surprised cat.
13. Be a talking cat.
14. Be a wet cat.
15. Be a fat cat.
16. Be a fat Japanese cat, jump into boxes.
17. Be a cat, play the keyboard.
18. Be a cat made out of a Pop-Tart and rainbows, sing "nyan nyan"
until the end of time.
19. Be a chipmunk, be dramatic.
20. Be an otter, hold hands with another otter.
21. Be a dog, talk.
22. Be a baby, talk.
23. Be a cute girl.
24. Be a cute girl, sing about Fridays.
25. Be a cute Japanese girl, spray yourself with soda.
26. Be a cute fake-Japanese girl, stare unblinking into camera.
27. Be a bro.
28. Be a bro, ask to not be tased.
29. Be a bro, make a video about Uganda.
30. Be Justin Bieber.
Check out our entire YouTube issue here.