Comedian Laura Kightlinger tells a story in her act about wanting to help a homeless man outside a deli. She doesn’t have any small bills on her, so she goes in, picks up her order and returns to hand the guy the change. Instead of thanking her, he despondently says, “I thought you were going to give me a sandwich.” To which she says with equal ruefulness, “And I thought you needed money... More >>>