Yet More Lists
Designer Jeans With a Funny and/or Disconcerting Fade: ¾ of all shoppers
Grown Women Dressed Like Teenage Girls: 34
Grown Men Dressed Like Teenage Girls: 24
Sets of Breast Implants: 24 (of which 15 belonged to GWDLTG)
Couples in Similar and/or Matching Outfits: 22
Designer Sunglasses With a Conspicuously Large Label: 18
Anything Sort of Tracksuit-ish: 18
Pregnant/Non-Pregnant "Cool & Hip!!!" Moms: 15
Babies Dressed Like Eastside Hipsters: 12
Funny Non-Trucker Hats: 10
Future Wife of Jon Alain Guzik: 6 (2 of whom I think worked at J.Crew)
Anything Terrycloth: 6
Fat Dudes in Sports Gear: 5
Passé Trucker Hats: 4
Couples With Both Parties on Cell Phone: 4
Dogs in Sweaters: 3
Jon Alain Guzik
Melrose: The small intestine of West Hollywood alleys, this bumpy stretch just south of Melrose from Fairfax High to La Brea (.8 miles) is a Saturday winner if you want to avoid the main drags clusters of overweight 13-year-olds consuming 60-ounce beverages while strolling ever so slowly in dirty platform flip-flops. (Nightmare.)
Doheny: Go north off Carmelita, north of Melrose just west of Doheny, and this dark, high-walled alley will take you all the way up to Sunset. The bright lights there are visible from the beginning of the journey a half-mile away its like seeing heaven!
Robertson: West of Robertson, the alley from Alden to Burton Way offers a speedy alternative to rush-hour and weekend traffic. Great if youre in a race for parking; bad if you like to see and be seen.
Fairfax: Start at the parking lot right behind Eat-a-Pita and head south, south, south past that annoying pedestrian free-for-all near Canters. You get all of the neighborhoods flavor and none of its hassles.
Beverly Boulevard: At Croft, south of Beverly, take the alley all the way to the gas station at Fairfax. Theres even an alley intersection to avoid the Farmers Market traffic make a right on the alley paralleling Fairfax and youre good all the way to Wilshire.
Wilshire in Beverly Hills: Another small-intestine alley, this long one-way ride starts south of Wilshire at Beverly Drive and takes you east down to Clark. Along the way, tons of north/south alleys that parallel most of the streets in the stretch Cañon, Rexford, Oakhurst offshoot from the main artery and make up an impressive alternative network.
The Fairfax/Olympic/San Vicente mindfuck: Not necessarily a frequent-use alley, but good to know about. Behind Starbucks and Shakeys, this one connects Fairfax/Olympic to Fairfax/San Vicente, essentially making a nifty triangle that connects the three. Its a gem.
Santa Monica Boulevard in Beverly Hills: The autobahn of L.A. alleys begins around the 500 block of Sierra, just north of Santa Monica Boulevard. Aside from the median strip at Rodeo, this lush alley thank you, Beverly Hills taxpayers will take you down to Wilshire. Renata Faiman, 23, sums up the alley commuters attitude, scoffing at those who think Carmelita is a golden ticket: "Carmelita Shmarmelita. Its got all those stop signs! In the alley, you just cruise right through."
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