Never underestimate the power of white underwear.
SIDENOTE: I use the term “underwear” in lieu of “panties,” a word I loathe. So when you read “underwear” imagine skimpy thongs and sexy boy-shorts, not granny-shorts.
I won't speak for every young female on the planet, but my underwear drawer does not consist of perfectly matched bra/thong sets or high-end lace culottes for that “special night.”
My top drawer is filled with thongs, boy-shorts and whatever else looked cute and comfortable in the $1.99 basket at Forever 21 or sale rack at the Gap. The beauty of both of those bargain bins is they're filled with cute plaid/printed/colorful pairs, passed over by those looking for the classics: black, beige and white.
However one must never forget the value of purchasing a few pairs of the white variety:
- A blue polka-dot thong visible through a white sun dress looks tacky.
- White underwear against tan skin looks sexy.
- There's something about white undies that drive men wild, especially worn under an outfit that screams the opposite of innocence.
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My go-to pair (I bought 5) is a bright white G-string with lace edges and a little white bow on the front. Dainty, girly and the perfect mix of pure and slutty.
He'll know it's go-time when you lift up your skirt just enough for the bright white glow to peek out. It's a part of sign language they don't teach you in school.
Originally published on Ojoy.com
Image: Suat Eman.
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