What Do Tourists Have To Say About L.A?
A writer from the blog Say Funny Things vacationed in our fair city recently -- complete with a trip to a Lakers game -- and came up with a list of "Funny Things To Say Vacationing In L.A." Needless to add, the author had a good time and was wowed by our natural beauty. Some highlights:
- " ... In L.A. you don't have to come to a complete stop, they call it "the California roll," I read about it in a book. Fuck, I think we're getting pulled over."
- "Let's see, the restaurant is five miles away, so if we leave right after lunch we should make it in time for dinner."
-"I'm not sure what all that verde, vande, grande bullshit is. Can I get a large coffee, please?"
-And last but not least: "Ma'am. Would you please stop poking me with your dick?"
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