We think this USC nude photo scandal is being, er, overblown.
It appears as if these naked young people, including a Kappa Signma brother, on the roof of USC's Waite Phillips Hall, are misunderstood. They weren't having sex. We think they were actually having a lover's quarrel. You have to look closely at the photos to figure it out.
Here's our not-so-safe-for-work, um, blow-for-blow analysis of what was really happening between these two last weekend:
Her: "I get on my hands and knees for you. I give, and then I give some more. For what?"
Him: "What are you talking about? I get behind you whenever I can. I'm 100 percent behind you right now."
Him: "Newsflash, babe: If you don't stop spreading these rumors about me and my lack of support for you, I'm going to just walk away.
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Her: "I just feel like, when you're not supporting me, you're just, smothering me, drilling me over stuff."
Him: "Oh baby, let's not quarrel. You make me feel like I'm the king of the world!"