USC Nude Photo Scandal: A Blow-by-Blow Analysis (Photos)
We think this USC nude photo scandal is being, er, overblown.
It appears as if these naked young people, including a Kappa Signma brother, on the roof of USC's Waite Phillips Hall, are misunderstood. They weren't having sex. We think they were actually having a lover's quarrel. You have to look closely at the photos to figure it out.
Here's our not-so-safe-for-work, um, blow-for-blow analysis of what was really happening between these two last weekend:
Her: "I get on my hands and knees for you. I give, and then I give some more. For what?"
Him: "What are you talking about? I get behind you whenever I can. I'm 100 percent behind you right now."
Him: "Newsflash, babe: If you don't stop spreading these rumors about me and my lack of support for you, I'm going to just walk away.
Her: "I just feel like, when you're not supporting me, you're just, smothering me, drilling me over stuff."
Him: "Oh baby, let's not quarrel. You make me feel like I'm the king of the world!"
Get the This Week's Top Stories Newsletter
Every week we collect the latest news, music and arts stories — along with film and food reviews and the best things to do this week — so that you’ll never miss LA Weekly's biggest stories.
- Super Bowl Weekend DUI Crackdown Starts Tonight
- Taxpayer-Backed Earthquake Warnings Go to Secret List of Private Companies
- El Niño Who? Summer-Like Conditions Are on the Way