Testing; one, two three
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Make him turn that baseball cap around and wear it right with the PDT-90(tm) Personal Drug Testing Service (http://www.drugtestnow.com/). Available at Sav-On and other popular drug stores, if this doesn't get your troublesome teen to turn over his stash and start hitting the booze like Mom and Dad, nothing will. Order yours et cetera!
Abby's (cobb) Web Page (http://members.aol.com/AbbyMK/index.html). "I hope that you are having a wonderful day. I'll be praying that the Lord keeps you safe and that you never have any unnecessary heart ache."
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