Still Kicking Clinton Around
Its already a month into the Dubya era, but the rabid Internet right cant seem to let go of their old political chew toy, Bill Clinton. A case in point is a posting by Los Angeles attorney Brian Buckley that is making the rounds of political junkies e-mailboxes. Buckley is the nephew of conservative icon William F. Buckley Jr. and general counsel for FreeRepublic.com, a cyberspace rallying ground for the hard right and all things anti-Clinton (including some truly bizarre threads crowing with unrestrained joy over the former presidents skin-cancer diagnosis). Buckley is one of the so-called freepers who led the call to arms to boycott Clintons $100K appearance at a Morgan, Stanley get-together this winter.
Posting on January 25 under his FreeRepublic screen name Clarity, Buckley said, Why be so easy on the Clintons? Even after they are dead, I say we stuff their bodies, fix them in some kind of preservative and display them at county fairs across the nation, on a rotating basis where the citizenry can have fun putting cow dung on them (remember thats art). If thats not in good taste, their bodies should be flattened thin as possible, again fixed in some kind of preservative and hoisted up a flag pole to flap in the wind.
As a Brentwood-based attorney, isnt Buckley worried his extremist tone could be bad for business? Apparently not.
I know whats going to come out in your newspaper, says the lawyer. Youve done hit pieces on us before, and I dont care what you say.
Buckley explains that his post was a send-up of a fellow freepers earlier, obsessive and bizarre post about the Clintons. Someone put up this crazy post about hounding them to death, and my reply was merely Swiftian satire, he says. If my post is taken out of that context, of course it looks crazy. Having unearthed the FreeRepublic thread in question, it seems to OffBeat that Mr. Buckley is doing a bit of verbal tap-dancing not unlike that of his nemesis, Clinton. The post that prompted Buckleys diatribe reads as follows: Clinton not only must spend the rest of his days in jail, but everything he stood for and championed must be thoroughly repudiated, discredited, and disgraced . . . He must never be given a moments peace from the continuing judges gavels as long as he roams the earth . . . The long legal knives of conservatives must be sharpened against Bill Clinton and his wife, Hillary, and they and their gang must be victimized by the legal system in a manner that will make all conservatives proud. Satire is a tricky business, but surely a truly Swiftian take would have been to suggest the Clintons canonization, or naming an airport after them, like their patron saint, Reagan. But as a lackey of the Liberal Media, what would OffBeat know? Johnny Angel
Denise Richs Spirit Muses
As federal authorities began investigating whether Democratic fund-raiser Denise Rich bought her ex-husbands pardon, OffBeat found ourselves intrigued by the medias oft-repeated description of the New York socialite as a songwriter. Rich, of course, is the former wife of fugitive financier Marc Rich, whose last-minute pardon by Clinton set off a political firestorm. Living in L.A., were used to creative titles like songwriter being bandied about with little substance. Lo and behold, this is no society dame scribbling a few lyrics. Rich is the composer of 400 songs, including The Next American Hero for the 1988 Olympics, Sister Sledges hit Frankie (1985), and Dont Waste Your Time, a duet by Mary J. Blige and Aretha Franklin (1988), as well as compositions for Donna Summer, Marc Anthony and Diana Ross.
On her Web site, Richsong.com, Rich writes that she penned her first lyrics in the bathroom; she calls these her bathroom tapes. The BMI Web site says that Rich took up songwriting at the same time she first came to prominence as a Manhattan socialite and wife of a billionaire commodities trader, originally as a method of addressing her troubled marriage.
Frankie was written after a dream she had on a plane heading for Europe. The song is about a summer romance between a 12-year-old girl and 15-year-old boy that went sour when he dumped her for another (presumably prepubescent?) girl. Oh, how you brought me down (down down); all I did was runnin around (around). Years later, Rich attacked a similar topic with Dont Waste Your Time for Blige and Franklin. Hes got a sweetie on the side; stop making truth out of his lies.
Rich attributes her musical success to the occult. I think a lot of my ideas come from maybe my past lives, she writes. Maybe its a spiritual connection to people who have passed on. I know I get ideas from them. If thats true, maybe she needs to talk again with the spirit who told her to get mixed up in her exs affairs.
Rich still has a thing for controversial rich guys. Her new beau is rumored to be Herbert Black, a Montreal millionaire who most recently made the news by winning a substantial amount of money as part of a settlement of the Sotheby/Christies commission-fixing case. Herbert is also known as the David who took on the Goliath Sumitomo Corp. in a deal that sent the worldwide price of copper over the edge. The Japanese commodity giant ended up losing billions, while Black made a clear profit of over $75 million. Black also was involved in a bitter divorce battle with his second wife, Veeda Gilanshah of New York. The Iranian-born Gilanshah married Black in June 1990. Their divorce dispute began in 1992.
Around the same time, according to an article in the Montreal Gazette, Black was sued by American landscape architects Cummin & Associates Inc., which claimed in court documents in 1993 that Black had failed to pay $151,516 for work on his homes, including his country estate at Lac Brule, north of Montreal. That matter was reportedly settled out of court.
Black modestly describes his financial position as comfortable. Not that the accomplished Rich needs help, the spirit muses willing. But its always nice to have someone in your corner when the feds come knocking. Preferably a multimillionaire. Christine Pelisek
Born to Squat?
If an irresistible celebrity meets an immovable cyber-squatter, who gives? In the case of Bruce Springsteen vs. Jeff Burgar and the Bruce Springsteen Club, decided on February 7, the alleged cyber-squatter prevailed against pop icon Springsteen. The dispute involved the rights to the Internet domain brucespringsteen.com. Burgar registered it way back in 96; Springsteen, or perhaps more accurately, Sony Music decided they wanted it in November of 2000 the date a complaint was filed with the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO).
WIPO is the Geneva-based branch of the United Nations that finds itself at the center of hundreds of disputes involving cyber-squatting the dubious practice of registering a Web domain bearing similarity to an existing trademark or personality in order to profit off misdirected Web traffic or a resale. Many thought it was unfair to call Burgar a squatter. In the years since registering the address brucespringsteen.com, the Canadian Web developer hadnt tried to profit from the name or traffic, choosing instead to post a simple fan site. Two of the three WIPO panelists agreed, finding against Springsteen. The third panelist dissented on all points.
The Boss must have fans in Geneva, as it is rare that a WIPO panel consists of more than one arbiter. Its also rare for any complainant typically a corporation or celebrity to lose a domain dispute. Recent celebrity victories include madonna.com and juliaroberts.com. It didnt help that Sony Music already holds at least two Springsteen-related domains, brucespringsteen.net and brucespringsteen.org. The former is a hastily produced press release leading to an equally spare page hawking DVDs. The latter address remains undeveloped, without even a splash page. Burgar is now the center of a heated bulletin-board debate, with some calling him a modern-day David and other Bruce fans condemning him as a poor sport or even a Travis Bickel.
Other WIPO cases pending include aol-girls.com, genesimmonsco.com, gayebay.com and josieandthepussycats.net. Four guesses who the plaintiffs are. Given the rising number of domain disputes, OffBeat wonders how long before porn site whitehouse.com comes before a WIPO panel. If it does, who will win? Bill Smith
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