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Revisiting the TSA Body-Scanner Debate's Hottest Angle: 'Miss Airport' Calendar 2011 (NSFW?)

We'd like to think this is what we looked like passing through the TSA body scanners at LAX's security checkpoint last holiday weekend. Unfortunately, our machine seemed a bit more, erm, vertically confining than the apparent vibrating, rotating love-den scanner this chick was using. Also, we were wearing our mother's old garden clogs, not stripper stilettos.

Note to future jet-setting self: Always be prepared for an impromptu airport porn shoot. Guess we should have hung up this year-round reminder (that likewise scratches our skeleton fetish!) back when it debuted in Novemeber. But it's never too late, via Top Left Design:

So... Any guesses as to the face/flesh behind scanner girl's smokin'-hot, if kinda ghoulish, figure? (We'd go with bikini girl, but June's practiced dexterity looks to be the work of a true professional, not your everyday LAX protester.) And how she got away with keeping her shoes on?

Also, if anyone takes the initiative to make this steamy set into a real-live wall calendar, let us know. 'Cause we dig it, big time. Especially April.

Almost makes us forget how goddamn pissed we are about the personal freedom-infringing perv bots that are the TSA scanners. And the poor, defenseless little baby who made the mistake of opting out.

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