'Real' Tila Tequila All-Girl Sex Tape to Be Released Next Month
Tila Tequila proves that there's no wall between reality and porn.
L.A. porn-maker Vivid announced Monday that it has "acquired" a Tila Tequila all-girl sex tape and will release it on Valentine's Day.
The big question here, of course, is do you care?
It's been more than a year since Tequila's spat with San Diego Charger Shawne Merriman made national headlines. Since then her typeface has become decidedly less bold.
Still, a Vivid Entertainment statement tries to tantalize:
Los Angeles Lakers vs. New Orleans Pelicans
TicketsSun., Oct. 22, 7:30pm
CSUN Mens Soccer
TicketsWed., Oct. 25, 7:00pm
Los Angeles Lakers vs. Washington Wizards
TicketsWed., Oct. 25, 7:30pm
UCLA Men's Soccer v Oregon State & UCLA Women's Soccer v Stanford
TicketsThu., Oct. 26, 4:30pm
Los Angeles Lakers vs. Toronto Raptors
TicketsFri., Oct. 27, 7:30pm
The video, Tila Tequila Uncorked, is billed as the "first ever all-girl threesome celebrity sex tape" (starring someone who's about as about as relevant as the MySpace page that launched her to stardom).
(Note how the title plays off the title of her MTV reality show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila).
Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch:
"There is enormous interest in this sexy and controversial celebrity, so when we were offered footage of her with two of her girlfriends, we acted immediately. Their sex is extraordinarily graphic and hot. We know that our fans will enjoy it because Tila's sexual appetite is like her life style -- she holds nothing back."
Hirsch notes that there is a "fake" Tequila video out there, but that this is the real thing.
Because Tila Tequila Nguyen is so popular she is worthy of fake porn.
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