Would you ever have sex with a Laker Girl?
There are a lot of really hot Laker Girls I could get down with, but there would be a few conditions that would be necessary for this to happen:
First, I would insist she do it in her cheerleading outfit or else... what is the point?
Second, she must serenade me with some custom cheers.
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Third, I would like some crazy acrobatics to be incorporated into our sexual experience. Like...she should do a cheer, maybe throw me up in the air, and have me land on her face.
You know what I mean. I want to really feel like I was with a cheerleader, or else this would be a total waste of time!
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