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Porn Stars Allie Haze, Chastity Lane Call For Mass Wank-Off Against Santorum: VIDEO

Allie Haze.
Allie Haze.

Porn stars Allie Haze (of Star Wars XXX fame) and Chastity Lane are asking good Americans everywhere to, um, reach down and touch themselves to oppose the presidential hopes of one Rick Santorum.

This week the L.A.-based Vivid Entertainment performers unleashed a cheeky video (after the jump) asking for a, er, hand in this movement against Santorum, who has famously expressed his disdain for adult video. They might be too late:

Santorum is against the ropes and, already, some party faithful are telling him its time to drop out and hand his, um, baton to Mitt Romney.

He says the April 24 primary in his home state of Pennsylvania is a must win in order for him to carry on his battle against Romney for the GOP nod.

He will lose.

That could be a bummer for the porn stars, who joke in the video that maybe people should back Santorum because, if he wins the Republican nomination, "he would definitely get crushed by Obama," in the words of Haze.

And, Lane says, "Obama would never try to stop the porn industry."

The "world's largest wank," as Lane puts it, happens May 1 at 8 p.m.

The ladies have all kinds of ideas, most of them bleeped out, to help you fantasize during this political jerk fest and forget all about nasty old Santorum.

We have a suggestion to add: Spite him by wearing a sweater vest (and nothing else)!

We fear, however, the world will have forgotten about Rick by May 1 anyway.

[@dennisjromero / djromero@laweekly.com / @LAWeeklyNews]


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