Porn Maker Offers To Save Octomom's House If She Makes A Deal For A Video

As we reported, "Octomom" Nadya Suleman is in danger of being kicked out of her home because her father is not current on a balloon mortgage payment that was due earlier this month. Don't fear, however, because porn-industry buzzards are circling like drug dealers at an Amy Winehouse concert.

That's right, Vivid Entertainment, arguably the nation's largest porn maker, has reiterated its offer to Suleman to have her sign a deal for one or more flicks in flagrante, and she can even choose her partner. All she has to do is ... (cue echo effects here) SIGN OVER HER SOUL.

We're just kideen. But seriously, Vivid states that a deal with Suleman could save her house and keep a roof over her children. And who wouldn't want to see those plump, injected lips and that lumpy, 14-baby-having, sweatsuit-adorned body in full, hardcore action?

"We remain interested in working with Nadya and we're prepared to make a new offer that would secure her living arrangements by having her home fully paid for," states Vivid honcho Steven Hirsch. "We have sent Nadya a letter offering to sit down and work out details that would be most comfortable for her. We understand that time is of the essence because, according to reports, she has until Tuesday to meet her mortgage obligations to the former owner of the house. We can act quickly to meet with her and her representatives to secure her home and to work with her on a movie that she can be proud of."

Suleman has had reality television offers in the past, so we assume she'd rather keep her clothes on if she can. She reportedly leases the house in question from her dad, so the problem isn't really hers, although she would still need a place to stay if foreclosure is in the cards.

As for a porn career, Vivid notes that she would join Kim Kardashian, Shauna Sand, and former Miss USA Kelli McCarty in releasing films on the Vivid-Celeb imprint.

As for possible titles, this one is already taken.


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