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Octomom's Porn Prospects Sinking With Every Near-Nude Photo

Poor Octomom. We almost feel sorry for her.

The north Orange County resident is reportedly close to being evicted for lack of cash. Her desperate attempt at making some dough -- semi-nude photos for a European magazine -- was almost as much of a flop as her stretch marks.

And now what started out a few years ago as a near half-million-dollar pursuit of Nadya Suleman's bedroom talents by porn-maker Vivid Entertainment has turned into an insult:

The L.A.-based company how says it will offer her only $100,000 for three hardcore scenes, a Vivid representative confirmed to the Weekly last night.

Now, first of all, after seeing those pics of her half-naked, you'd have to pay us to view Ms. Suleman doing anything remotely "hardcore."

But watching the offer go from nearly a half-mil (at the time it was enough to help her buy the La Habra house Suleman lives in) to non-nude work in the Vivid offices to 100k for some hardcore is to witness near-cruelty.

We have made fun of Vivid's pursuits, saying previously that the world's largest adult video company was acting like a pimp after a girl who just got off the bus or a drug dealer after a woman who just started using crack.

Well?

Vivid chief Steven Hirsch said Suleman's "market value has diminished."

Props, at least, to Octomom for not crossing that line.

It's a slippery slope from three hardcore scenes to Octogangbang Vol. 21. Let's hope for everyone's sake -- the children, Suleman herself and last, but not least, the potential viewers' eyeballs -- that she never goes there.

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