'No Panty Day' Is Today, L.A.
Some geniuses -- oh, lets just call them ... guys -- have come up with the idea that the smarter sex go bottomless today.
They're calling it "No Panty Day," and it's all over Twitter.
These people -- oh, let's just also call them adolescents and the grown-ass men who act like them -- really want you ladies to know about this and, as many have said, "dress accordingly:"
Here's the thing: If you have already dressed for work, school or just lounging by the pool, and you're a woman, and you just now heard about this, there's still time to get in on all the fun:
Removal of one's undergarments is just as easy -- perhaps easier -- than getting them on. Just make sure your boss/professor/neighbor is not looking.
Who started this best day ever? We don't know. We did find a reference to a "No Panty Day" happening in October of last year. Whoever kept the tradition alive isn't very consistent.
But two days after the start of summer -- on a Friday no less -- is an excellent time to go al fresco if you ask us.
Now, before you accuse us of cheap, page-view-baiting misogyny, consider the alternative:
"No Panty Day" is waaaaaaay better than "Free-Baller Day." Admit it.
UP NEXT: The 12 Best Tweets about #NoPantyDay. Because, well, why not?
Please don't take off your panties unless you've had a shower today. #NoPantyDay
— HanInfinity(@infinitehannah) June 22, 2012
If its #NoPantyDay. The eastside must smell like Sea World.
— ☁ (@RVSE) June 22, 2012
#NoPantyDay the clinic finna be full tomorrow
— YoUnG RyAn (@DRCYungRyan) June 22, 2012
Girls are actually posting pictures of themselves without underwear for #NoPantyDay . RIP society.
— ︻╦╤─ 10 Days ^_^(@LetsGetNIAked) June 22, 2012
Police have received complaints that a man posing as 'panty inspector' is checking women are adhering to #nopantyday at Ecuador's embassy.
— Metropolitan Police* (@MetPoliceEvent) June 22, 2012
— Jack Daniel Murphy (@JackDMurphy) June 22, 2012
Every day is #NoPantyDay for Chewbacca.
— Death Star PR (@DeathStarPR) June 22, 2012
Mom totally ruined my #NoPantyDay by bringing me underwear to work.
— Corey Yardley (@THECoreyYardley) June 22, 2012
#NoPantyDay ? I call it laundry day.
— Icky (@yesickyc) June 22, 2012
— Veronica Lake (@VeeLakee) June 22, 2012
—Nici Harris(@nicibaerharris) June 22, 2012
— Waka Flocka Flame (@WakaFlockaBSM) June 22, 2012
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