Do you like sex on the beach? (The fucking kind, not the girly beverage.)
SIDENOTE: How do you keep sand out of your crotch?
You know - I only did that twice and it wasn't as awesome as I thought it would be. I guess I am not much of a beach person. I am Jewish and pale and I burn easily.
Due to the sand in the crotch issue, I think making out on the beach and giving blowjobs on the beach is just as fun as having sex on a beach without the side effects. I don't think there is a realistic way to fuck on the beach without getting sand in your crotch.
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Hmm....lemme think about this for a moment. You could lay out a big towel and just wear pants with a hole cut out in the appropriate spot and then build some kind of wind tunnel type thing to surround you... but with all that effort you probably could have just gone to a hotel room around the corner.
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