Lost On Earth
Illlustration by Mr. Fish
Discovery seems a bit of a misnomer. The main discoveries NASA is making these days are problems with its spacecraft. The shuttle Discovery had been plagued by troubles from the start: Several launch dates in June were rescheduled; a two-day flight review was followed by another ditched attempt, that time because of a failed fuel sensor. Then, after liftoff, it happened anyway a 1-pound chunk of foam debris fell from the fuel tank, the same thing that doomed the Columbia shuttle.
President Bush wasted no time in congratulating the returning astronauts, and he still dreams of an $11 billion program to colonize the moon and send humans to Mars, which says a lot about the administrations environmental, foreign and domestic policies, or lack of them. In fact, it wouldnt be surprising to hear that the entire space program is referred to as Plan B around the White House. Environment? Fuck it, well live on Mars! Immigration? Lets see em get to the moon! Bush has also mentioned plans of tapping the resources on the lunar surface. (Oil runs out, Ill mine the moon!)
Bush likes to say that exploring space improves our lives and lifts our national spirit. Hmmm, maybe better health care for all could do that. Still, you have to admit that nothing says superpower like twin sonic booms over Southern California.
We are going to try as hard as we can to get back in space this year because we have a big construction project we are working on. We need the shuttle to do it.
head of NASA, August 9
I think we owe it to the hard work that has already been done on this mission to take another look at the problem of the foam and see if it can be better understood before putting the final nail in the coffin.
Valerie Neal, a space-history curator
at the Smithsonian Institutions Air
and Space Museum, August 9
They have been working on the shuttle now for a third of a century, and I think there is general agreement now that that dog wont work.
John Pike, a space analyst at
Globalsecurity.org, August 9
I dont think we should fly again unless we do something to prevent this from happening again.
Eileen Collins, Discovery
commander, July 29
Get the This Week's Top Stories Newsletter
Every week we collect the latest news, music and arts stories — along with film and food reviews and the best things to do this week — so that you’ll never miss LA Weekly's biggest stories.
- Kabbalah Centre and Its Former Rabbi to the Stars to Pay $177,500 in Sexual Battery Suit
Sun., Nov. 29, 6:30pm
Mon., Nov. 30, 7:00pm
Mon., Nov. 30, 7:30pm
Tue., Dec. 1, 7:30pm
- Bicycle Is Returned to Child, but Alleged Bully Bike Thief Is Still On the Loose
- Thanksgiving Travelers Will Enjoy Lowest Gas Prices Since Early 2009