So you think your votes are being counted in smoke-filled backrooms by corrupt trolls? Wrong! They're counted faithfully in smoke-free backrooms by democracy-loving trolls.
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Don't believe us? Take a gander (after 8 p.m.) at the handy-dandy "LIVE ELECTION NIGHT VIDEO STREAM" from the inner bowels of the Los Angeles County Registrar-Recorder's office. This is a hotter ticket than a Lady Gaga concert. The magic happens Tuesday night after 8 p.m.