Attention hypocritical, bible-thumping politicians. Someone really doesn't like you. He's rich. And he's a smut-peddler of the highest degree.
Yes, Larry Flynt of Hustler and The People vs. Larry Flynt fame has put up another $1 million bounty on the closeted skeletons of prominent U.S. leaders.
He did so over the weekend via ...
... a full-page ad in Sunday's Washington Post.
(To which most of you react: All right! Forget these toe-tapping proselytizers).
Here's what the ad says:
Do you have information about infidelity, sexual impropriety or corruption concerning a current United States senator, congressperson or prominent government official?
Can you provide documented evidence of your claims? Larry Flynt and Hustler Magazine will pay you up to $1 million if we choose to used your material and publish your verified story.
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(Damn. Wish we had some dirt).
Not sure who the target of Flynt's ire is these days. He's done this before offering, for example, cash for dirt on Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry, who's now out of the running.
But if we wore tidy sweater vests we'd be very worried.