LAPD Officers Stumble Upon 21 Guns (Yeah, Like The Green Day Song, You Cheese) In Search Of Much Lesser Prize
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At a West Valley raid on Wednesday, part of the LAPD's optimistically titled "Operation New Horizons," officers stumbled upon a cache of ridiculously illegal weaponry to make the little gangsters in them squeal with glee.
Though they'd only been searching for two shotguns and a handgun -- according to the San Jose Mercury News -- they got the surprise of their lives when they discovered 31-year-old felon Mike Foreman was stashing "at least 21 high-powered firearms, thousands of rounds of ammunition and high-capacity magazines, as well as body armor and gas masks."
And these weren't just any old guns.
The Los Angeles Daily News reported that "some were outfitted with a bayonet, tripod and even a glowstick attached to the barrel for night shooting."
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If that doesn't make you want to join the force, we don't know what will.
We can only hope the team took this opportunity to emerge in slow motion, badges a-sparkle, cradling the glistening beasts while Green Day blasted in the background:
"One 21 guns / Lay down your arms, give up the fight / One 21 guns / Throw up your arms into the sky, you and I"
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