Karl Rove has made a career out of slinging Bushit (as it is pronounced in Tex-ass). In fact, Dubyas nickname for him is Turd Blossom. No surprise, then, that Rove leaked a sloppy SBD* all over Joseph Wilson by outing Wilsons wife, covert CIA officer Valerie Plame. This was payback for Wilson exposing the lie that Iraq sought uranium from Niger to produce those invisible WMDs (the justification for bombing the shit out of Baghdad). Treachery aside, the big surprise might be that KKKarls word turds could blossom into bushit-seeking torpedoes and shoot right back up his own asshole. Now, wouldnt that be just Nukyaler.
*Silent But Deadly, of course.
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