"I Kept Rubbing My Cock": 5 Craigslist Missed Connections That Should Go Unanswered

d4f (the kennel)
d4f (the kennel)

The Missed Connections section of Craigslist is a fascinating beast. Rife with genuinely sweet musings and ample romantic opportunity for individuals with enough time to weed through the legion of postings that appear there daily, this online destination can also be hella creepy. From bathroom lurkers to blatant horn dogs to the dude that saw you at the coffee bean and tried to follow you home on his bike but couldn't pedal fast enough, (thank God), there are ample missed connections that are best staying missed. Here are five of them.

Perhaps YOU Missed Connecting With ME?

"Were you at the Edison or Bar Lubitsch this Friday? - w4m - 30 (LA)

Hi, Wondering if anyone was at either place this Friday? If so, let me know if anyone you saw stood out..."

Wait, What Happened?

"Girl at Stone Fire that showed the middle finger to me - m4w - 22 (Valencia )

I was walking out of work you were in your gray Mazda and started showing your middle fingers to me like a crazy women but when I went over and you laid down on your seat I saw you were hot"

"I Kept Rubbing My Cock": 5 Craigslist Missed Connections That Should Go Unanswered

We Trust You Can't

"We met at Marquee Sat 4/21 - m4w - 30 (Marquee/Cosmopolitan/Vegas)

We met on Saturday night and am still thinking about you. You are Korean and left with a bunch of your Korean friends. We had a good time but you said you didn't "trust me". Maybe I can get a chance to see you again."

She's Hiding.

"You're MISSING again... Where ARE you!? - m4w - (LA)

:(...missing..."

And That's Probably Why She Was Sad

Subway to Union Station m4w - 26 (LA)

"Last sunday around 3pm, u had the best ass i have ever seen, u seemed kind of sad, i kept rubbing my cock"

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