MORE

Humpty Dumpty says, "God can put me back together again!": Highlights from The Christian Mother Goose

Humpty Dumpty says, "God can put me back together again!": Highlights from The Christian Mother Goose

If Jesus comes back soon, I hope to hell it's not my job to explain to Him why the "Christian" versions of things are usually the shittiest. What would He make of the damnable culture built in his name -- the pop music, legislators, and fantasy-film franchises?

Or this, from The Christian Mother Goose, this week's Study in Crap on our Style Council blog:

"Little Miss Muffet

Sat on a tuffet

Thanking Jesus for curds and whey"

Or:

"Little Jack Horner

Sat in a corner

Reading his Bible each day."

Click on through to Studies in Crap for much, much more, including scans, rhymes, and some Hulk Hogan craziness from a Koreatown thrift store!


Sponsor Content

Newsletters

All-access pass to top stories, events and offers around town.

Sign Up >

No Thanks!

Remind Me Later >