Hottest Teen Crushes
Orlando Bloom Elf. Pirate. God. I could watch you kill Orcs all day. Or bandits, or bugs, or baby seals. Those hobbits have nothing on you. Oh, to be the horse upon which you have swung. Come to my slumber party and we will braid each others hair. Arrr!
Hayden Anakin Skywalker/Stephen Glass Christensen It matters not if your fact-checkers despise you. Join me. Together we will hate sand and rule the galaxy as Jedi and girlfriend.
Buffy and Spike Vampires who love vampire slayers who love other vampires. If I had a wooden stake for every time that happened. Alas, ours is a forbidden love.
Britney, who kissed Madonna while Christina watched Youre not a girl, not yet a woman. Youre so cute when youre confused.
The t.A.t.U. girls I like it when you whisper those three special words: Catholic. Schoolgirl. Uniforms.
J.K. Rowling If we promise not to do any of the naughty spells, can Harry Potter come to the prom with me?
Nemos dad Your son is a whiny little urchin of an excuse for a fish. You crossed oceans to be with him, and then he leaves? Whatever! Swim to me, and I promise not to think about sushi when we make out.
Katie Holmes I dont just love you. I want to be you. Seasons pass, but well always have the Creek.
The guy from Chino on The OC If only I could remember your name, you surly, surly, hunky man-child, you. You say so little, but mean so much. Its like youre reading my mind.
Gollum Youre good. Youre evil. Youre good. Youre evil. And then some idiot with a sword jumps you while youre trying to eat. Can anybody say soul mates? So creepy, but so cute.
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