Have You Noticed That . . .
. . . the Christmas lights on Hollywood Boulevard dont go all the way to Vine Street this year?
. . . guitar solos are making a comeback?
. . . cops are the worst drivers in L.A.?
. . . A.A. members outnumber practicing alcoholics?
. . . More Than a Feeling by the band Boston and Carry On My Wayward Son by the band Kansas get more airplay than any other song on L.A. radio? And that Back in Black by AC/DC comes in a close third?
. . . since O.J. killed his wife, the sideline NFL commentators are glamorous white women?
. . . Johnny Mathis has the most annoying singing voice than anyone on the planet, including Sting, Bono and Kenny Gs goddamn saxophone?
. . . Chris Penn is a better actor than Sean Penn?
. . . all lower-rank Scientologists smoke more than Humphrey Bogart?
. . . L.A. hasnt had an NFL football team since the Raiders left?
. . . maybe spray paint ought to be illegal?
. . . Tommy Chong got screwed?
. . . groping is in vogue?
. . . Pringles potato chips have never changed?
. . . there is a barrage of lists this time of year?
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