Five Things That Could Make Lindsay Lohan Feel More At-Home Behind Bars
It looks like Lindsay Lohan will spend at least a couple weeks in jail after a Beverly Hills judge on Tuesday determined that the actress violated the terms of probation by failing to consistently show up to a required alcohol education class.
A sheriff's spokesman told reporters that because of jail overcrowding Lohan would likely serve about 25 percent of the 90-day sentence handed to her this week. Here are five things that might make her feel more at home in the county lockup:
-Small mirror, along with a shank in the shape of a razor blade.
-Velvet rope in place of bars.
-Los Angeles Sparks underwear.
-Pruno cocktail set.
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