Fantasy Candidates for LAPD Chief
3.Cardinal Roger Mahony. L.A.'s first Angeleno-born cardinal, His Eminence
would also be the first L.A. native to sit as LAPD chief since Daryl Gates.
The cardinal might make his own interrogation more convenient for detectives while streamlining the issuing of search warrants on the archdiocese.
4. Joe Torre. The popular Dodger skipper would bring a brooding yet winning self-confidence to the department. He could be a first by getting bobble-heads made of himself as both manager and chief.
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