Meet the Face Off.
TJ: Your legs were too long for this one.
Tatiana: Aww. That's sweet.
TJ: It is?
Tatiana: And as we learned from previous sessions, my hamstrings are too tight.
TJ: Tight isn't always a good thing.
Tatiana: Where's that rimshot iPhone app?
TJ: Oh yeah. I should leave that open all the time.
Tatiana: We tried the position...
TJ: The animation looks hot. I was excited. He's really goin' for it.
Tatiana: We just couldn't make it work.
TJ: Why not?
Tatiana: I don't know. Look – I can't reach you if you can reach me. *Gets in position*
TJ: Ok…bend your knees?
Tatiana: Oh. But then can you reach me?
Tatiana: Oh. Fuck. Let's try it again.
Tatiana - We should be writing this down!
TJ: Let's go wash up first.
Tatiana - Wait. Don't write that part.
*3 hours later*
Tatiana – Yeah, right.
TJ: OK so we tried it again, and we believe that "Normal 69” is easier.
Tatiana: What is the fucking point of the other one? *Eats sandwich Toby made*
TJ: To make you not feel flexible? Can I have some bites of the fucking sandwich I made for myself?
Tatiana: Well you handed it to me.
TJ: So I could type!
Tatiana: OK so we wound up doing regular 69 on the floor, and then some other things happened.
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Tatiana: No. But this is a good way to get to other fun stuff.
TJ: Because then you remember, "Oh yeah, Normal 69 is awesome!"
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