Doing It: The Big Dipper Sex Position
Meet the Big Dipper.
TJ: Ugh. Why?
Tatiana: I don't know. There is so much planning involved for this one. The picture shows an ottoman, and you have to space it far enough away from the couch...
TJ: Note: a coffee table will let you not-enjoy this position just as much as an ottoman.
Tatiana: Did that hurt your feet?
TJ: No...not in the seven seconds we were in that position. It probably would have. But doing dips on a springy couch...my wrist hurts.
Tatiana: Shouldn't your triceps hurt?
TJ: No, my triceps are like...adamantium. Feel that.
Tatiana: I'm sorry about your wrists, but I'm glad I'm not the only one with sore wrists after one of these positions now.
There's a lot of fuss with this one. Make sure the coffee table is in place. Wait, move it further. OK, you're too high, move lower....now put me back in you.
TJ: Well at least this position kinda introduced us to a funner position.
Tatiana: Kinda like a wing-position.
TJ: Nice one. But the Big Dipper only took up about 5 percent of our total sex time.
Tatiana: Yup. We've spent 120 times the number of seconds writing this review than we spent in the actual position.
Contact Tatiana at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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