Tatiana: When I looked at the picture, I thought it was going to be really difficult. And I have a wrist injury from a snowmobiling accident in Wyoming, so that was a concern.
TJ: I thought it looked like docking a ship into a space station.
Tatiana: Space docking is a whole 'nother thing we do not want to talk about.
I guess every position, at the core, is a little like docking a ship into a space station.
Again. We're not going to talk about space docking. But...in case you're easily offended, you should click here to learn more. You're welcome!
In any case. If I didn't have this injury, it might've lasted longer... but it was fun. It was a deep penetration, but I didn't like that my tits were bouncing all over the place.
NOTE: Tatiana's tits are especially huge.
TJ: That was the best part! Except for the pretending that I was a spaceship. But I loved the tits bouncing. And while she was holding herself up, my hands were just free to do grab everything.
Tatiana: I started to lose my perfect yoga posture after a minute or two. But it felt good, so we kept at it.
TJ: It is definitely a squirt-inducing position, if your lady comes pre-loaded with that feature.
Tatiana: I normally can't see what's going on when we're having sex, but I like that...even though it only lasts as long as you can hold yourself up. I certainly enjoyed the view.
TJ: In summation, we liked it, but we couldn't stay in formation for long enough. We could only do it for a minute, but that's the perfect length of time for some people!
Tatiana: Like who?
TJ: I don't know, minute-men.
Tatiana: That's not what minutemen are.
TJ: Well, I mean the ones Missy Elliot refers to.
Tatiana: Anyway...it's not a comfortable position, but it makes you feel like you're working towards something. You're putting effort into this fucking session.
TJ: Puns are hot. And I agree, it's not as comfortable as lying down. Lying down is pretty comfortable. But it wasn't so bad for me. Kinda like a sex swing that could only support you for minute, and then slowly came out of the ceiling.
Tatiana: Just so everybody's clear, those can support 350 pounds.
TJ: In summation again... it was all right.
Tatiana: But I'm not gonna go outta my way to do it.
TJ: I'm not gonna do it. Ever.
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Tatiana: So should we rate this... 2.5 out of 5?
TJ: Well, it's squirt inducing. So... 3.