A blogger steals someone else's life story and calls it her own.
How William Orr's quest for better, cheaper gas became a crime.
The family of a dead judge blames a creeping fungus in the federal courthouse.
I worked at Kmart with John McCain's director of strategy.
A Chip Off Dr. Evil
I broke the news that Mike Myers has started writing Austin Powers 4 with Baby Mama's Mike McCullers, who collaborated with Myers on Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me and Austin Powers in Goldmember. There's no deal in place yet, but New Line is panting after No. 4 despite Myers' recent box-office bomb, The Love Guru, for Paramount.
But does Myers realize he may no longer be a draw? (Probably not. Before Guru opened, he reportedly made diva demands to Conan O'Brien staffers last month for stupid stuff, like Twizzlers and raspberry seltzer. Ugh.) As for AP4, "It's very personal, with a father and son theme loosely based on his own life," an insider tells me.
This fourth installment of the superspy-spoof movie series will focus on Austin's arch-villain Dr. Evil, who was based on Blofeld of the Bond films, and his son, introduced already as Scott Evil, played by Seth Green. Myers conceived the film during a "spiritual quest" of self-discovery to help him cope with his dad's death in 1991 after a long battle with Alzheimer's. And it was also during this time that he was inspired to create the character of the Love Guru.
Interestingly, I'm told that Myers had a Love Guru character in the original Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery but decided not to shoot it and then wrote it out of the series. Nevertheless, Paramount demanded that New Line sign a pledge that it had no claims to the Love Guru character.
Studio Piracy Hits Home
A Universal Studios hot line confirms that the studio has canceled all nonexecutive employee screenings, saying the popular program has shut down until further notice. It occurred "because some dumb fuck pirated Wanted at one of the lower-lot venues," a Uni source tells me.
At first, the studio told me the piracy never happened, then finally confirmed to me that a female filmgoer did it but hasn't yet been caught. According to the studio: "We are assessing how to go forward in September and fully intend to do so."
But my insiders disagree, telling me that despite a warning against piracy, during the showing of Hellboy 2, it happened again. So the studio brass canceled the screening program altogether. But the pissed peons don't understand why the studio doesn't make use of the security scanners already installed at each of the Universal theaters. Says the insider: "I know it would be a pain for employees to be checked for illegal video recorders, but people would put up with that inconvenience to have the screenings return. We don't get many perks, and that was a nice one."
Chasing Gossip Girl's Chace
Chace Crawford just won the Teen Choice award for Breakout Male TV star on August 3. So, naturally, ICM is trying to hang onto the 23-year-old media darling. But CW's Gossip Girl hunk has just let the 10-percentery know he's taking meetings with other agencies: specifically CAA, Endeavor and Paradigm. He also plans to come in to talk to the top guys at ICM now that his longtime agents there have left or been let go. In the agency biz, you either grow stars or steal stars. ICM has had little recent success with either.
The Interpublic-Endeavor Marriage
Not content with owning Hollywood management companies and entertainment flackeries, the advertising conglomerate Interpublic has quietly moved from a minority to a majority stakeholder in Endeavor talent agency's N.Y.-based Endeavor Marketing. I'm told that IPG has held a 40 percent interest since 2005 but has now moved up to a 50 percent-plus holding in the company, which reps such brands as American Express and Revlon.
Run by CEO Mark Dowley, Endeavor Marketing keeps raising cash for the 10-percentery; as well, it gives the agency a foot in the door to the lucrative corporate-branding market, which all the Hollywood agencies are chasing these days. CAA and William Morris, in particular, have very active corporate consultancies. And United Talent last year opened United Entertainment Group, a N.Y.-based branded-entertainment firm that's a joint venture between UTA and Jarrod Moses.
So it was surprising that the recent New York Times profile on Endeavor didn't even mention its aggressive move into marketing. Dowley came from McCann and IPG before joining Endeavor in 2003. I hear he'll stay on.
Lionsgate Dumps on Clive Barker
With Lionsgate expanding production and landing a $340 million credit line, it's easy for the studio to forget about its fan base. Or is it? As I reported previously, horror aficionados are furious that Lionsgate's Joe Drake is moving away from this genre of films in favor of more mainstream fare, like Tyler Perry. (Recently, Lionsgate signed hit-factory Perry to a new three-year first-look deal to distribute at least three more Perry films — after releasing five Perry pics since 2005.)
Well, the weekend of August 1, Lionsgate officially dumped Clive Barker's Midnight Meat Train. And not just into a paltry 102 theaters but humiliatingly into the dollar- and second-run theaters, where it made $32,000 ($313 per screen).