Cum and Get It
Can you ever get used to the taste of cum?
I've never met a man who didn't have palatable cum within 48 hours of a healthy boost of citrus juice in his diet.
If the dude eats right and exercises regularly it tends to be on the sweet side. It doesn't matter how much he's doing right though, if he's also regularly chowing down on beer and asparagus.
Nothing turns me into a spitter faster than asparagus-infused cum.
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