Best Spots You're Sure Not to Get Shot by Mark the Cobrasnake
1. Sherman Oaks Fashion Square, at Dippin’ Dots. 14006 Riverside Dr., Sherman Oaks.
2. Glendale Central Library, by the copy machine. 222 E. Harvard St., Glendale.
3. Santa Clarita Kaiser-Permanente, in the Second Floor pharmacy. 27107 Tourney Rd., Valencia.
4. Monterey Park East West Bank, in line for Teller 2. 720 W. Garvey Ave., Monterey Park.
5. West Hollywood Target, by the socks. 7100 Santa Monica Blvd., West Hollywood.
(Illustration by Ronald Kurniawan)
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