Amazing Rants Overheard at LA Sushi Bars, with a special rock 'n roll guest star!
Ranter: Asian-American fellow of about fifty, speaking to silent tablemate and wearing a loose Hawaiian shirt
Location: Koda Sushi, 3719 W. Sunset
Time: 8:00 p.m., Wednesday, August 25
Topics Covered: What great artists know, the cost of democracy, horrible people, beer theft, car chases, the failure of the police, the admirable physique of the ranter, what in life is worth protecting.
Did Rant Include Advice on Whom You Should or Should Not Fuck With? Yes, implicitly.
Hawaiian-Shirted Badass: I was like Kerouac or Cassevettes or one of them. I would hang out with the ordinary people and get down, soaking it up. That's where the reality is, and great artists know that. Some of those people, though -
[Hawaiian-Shirted Badass is briefly drowned out by fifty-something Rock-and-Roll White Guy at sushi bar, who invites me to sample his coconut-crab appetizer.]
Hawaiian-Shirted Badass: Look, this is a democracy. This is the U.S.A.! And everyone has their rights here, no matter how horrible they are. Like at the street fair, those two Latinos--they have their rights. That fat guy at the flea market, even him! Last week that guy came in here and stole a case of beer. What did I do?
Sushi Chef: [Hollering from sushi bar.] You ran him over.
Hawaiian-Shirted Badass: I ran him down. In my car. I chased him, and I caught him, and I got the property back. You have to do that today. We have to do that today. You think the police will do that?
[Portions of rant drowned out by Rock-and-Roll White Guy, who dishes about relationship difficulties and offers sample of second appetizer. It's tasty.]
Hawaiian-Shirted Badass: That's why I keep in such good shape. I don't work out just to look good. It's to say, 'Don't try that around here.' Someone has to protect the neighborhood. The community! What we have built!
[Rest of rant is ignored after Rock-and-Roll White Guy mentions he was the drummer in 80's pop-metal band Autograph.]
Thanks for the food, dude! And congrats on hitting #92 on VH-1's The 100 Greatest Hard Rock Songs!
Get the This Week's Top Stories Newsletter
Every week we collect the latest news, music and arts stories — along with film and food reviews and the best things to do this week — so that you'll never miss LA Weekly's biggest stories.