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Weird Al Yankovic & Madonna? The Steamy Affair Revealed

Weird Al Yankovic & Madonna? The Steamy Affair Revealed

There's trouble in Spatula City. A few weeks back we broke the news of the shocking (and disturbingly SFW) Weird Al sex tape, and our view of the accordion-squeezing, parody king was forever changed. But now, Weird was gotten weirder.

An early contender for next year's Oscars, the new biopic Weird: The Al Yankovic Story exposes the storied life of the "Fat" singer. In a new trailer, we learn that life's not just fart jokes and squeezeboxes for the mustachioed prankster. Through his troubled childhood addiction to Hawaiian shirts, Lohan-styled breakdowns, and steamy love affair with a pre-Kabbalah Madonna, we follow Yankovic (played by Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul) on his rocky road to greatness.

With cameos by Patton Oswald as Dr. Demento, Olivia Wilde as Madonna, and Back To the Future 3's Mary Steenburgen as Al's supportive mother, Weird proves that Yankovic didn't just dare to be stupid, he dared to be great.

Witness "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story," Al's sex tape, and why not, a picture of Lindsay Lohan dropping cocaine on her foot.

You're welcome.

I can't wait for the Lohan biopic! Somebody better write it soon. Here's some inspiration:

Maybe she was baking? In heels.

Maybe she was baking? In heels.